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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

3 months ago

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

3 months ago

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

3 months ago

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

3 months ago

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

3 months ago

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

3 months ago

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

3 months ago

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

3 months ago

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

3 months ago

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

3 months ago

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

3 months ago

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

3 months ago