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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Going viral on Telegram:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Just shared via Discord:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Live now on Facebook:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Share →: I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic internal struggle between ambition and desire for a nap 😴💭. It's like having a go-getter and a sloth living inside the same body! 🤷‍♂️ #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of looking busy without actually doing much. 💼💤 Who needs work when you're too busy planning how to spend your future millions? 💰😂 #RelatableGoals"

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Making waves on Slack:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Live now on Slack:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Spotted on Instagram:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Spotted on TikTok:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Just landed via YouTube:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Seen just now on X:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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