13 Funny ancient quotes

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  View →: I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.
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  View →: Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?
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  View →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.
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  View →: Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”
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  View →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.
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  View →: There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.
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  View →: The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
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  View →: First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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