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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Just landed via TikTok:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Just landed via Slack:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Just landed via X:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Trending via Threads:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Shared recently on Discord:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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100 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

28 shares on Threads this month:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

43 shares on Threads this month:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

60 shares on Messenger this month:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

88 shares on Slack this month:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Going bananas on Slack:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Trending via Twitch:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Trending via Facebook:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Seen just now on Threads:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Trending via X:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Spotted on WeChat:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Just landed via YouTube:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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