Funny ancient quotes

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

She doesn't want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025