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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Just landed via Facebook:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Breaking via Twitch:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Spotted on Facebook:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Spotted on YouTube:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Making waves on Threads:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Spotted on X:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Spotted on Discord:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Reported on Pinterest:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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Funny anniversary quotes bring laughter and love together to celebrate those special milestones with a wink and a smile 😄🎉 Whether you’re toasting years of bliss or playfully teasing your partner, these witty lines add sparkle to any celebration 💕🥂 Ready to keep the romance lighthearted and fun? Let the chuckles and cheers begin! 😂🎈

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Share →: Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Commentary:
When the honeymoon budget transforms into the "we-say-we're-buying-new-cabinets-but-really-it's-a-surprise-trip" fund 😂✈️👰🏻‍♀️
3 weeks ago
Share →: Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Commentary:
"Who says romance is dead when you’ve got AI on speed dial? 😄💌📱 #TechieLove"
6 months ago
Share →: If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Commentary:
"Oh boy, talk about high stakes! 🤞🎲 Let's hope lady luck is on your side, or else you might end up celebrating your next anniversary in the doghouse! 🐶😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Five years strong in the art of procrastination and gym avoidance 🏋️‍♂️😂 Here's to another year of promising to start tomorrow! #fitnessgoals #gymlife"
6 months ago
Share →: I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Commentary:
"Talk about the ultimate 'long-term commitment'! 😆👏 Nothing says 'I love you' quite like sticking with the joke through thick and thin! 💌💍 #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Commentary:
"Looks like the digital age has revolutionized romance! 💌💻 Who needs a card when you've got endless texts, emojis, and GIFs to express your affection, right? Happy paperless anniversary, lovebirds! 🥂💕"

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Making waves on TikTok:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Shared recently on YouTube:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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