Funny quotes anniversary

Funny anniversary quotes

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

3 months ago

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

3 months ago

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

3 months ago

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

3 months ago