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Funny anniversary quotes

If my wife doesn't win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it's going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025