Funny quotes apartment

Funny apartment quotes

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

2 days ago

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

2 months ago

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

3 months ago

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

3 months ago

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

3 months ago

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

3 months ago

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

3 months ago

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

3 months ago

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

3 months ago

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

3 months ago