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  • I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

    Commentary:
    “When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain’s cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome”

  • Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁‍♀️ Who knew that “having it all” also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest

  • Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

    Commentary:
    “Maybe the lobby is the real selling point here 🤔 Who needs a bedroom when you can spend all day chilling in the grand foyer? 🤣 #ApartmentGoals #LobbyLife”

  • Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the iconic lighthouse life! 🏠🤪 Who needs neighbors when you can have seagulls and solitude instead? 🌊 Just make sure you stock up on enough tea and books to keep your sanity afloat! ☕📚”

  • Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

    Commentary:
    Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 🕵️‍♂️🚪 Who needs dating apps when you’ve got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 🌮💌 Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 🧺🛒 Just remember to

  • Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

    Commentary:
    “Introducing… ‘Clang-Bang-Bash!’ 🤯🛠️🎉 Your one-stop app for deciphering the mysterious symphony of chaos from the upper floors! Whether it’s a dance party or an indoor roller derby, we’ve got you covered! Just remember, what happens upstairs, stays upstairs… unless you download this app. 😜📱”

  • I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew a fitness tracker could be so demanding? 🐾 Better step up your game or prepare for a surprise mess in your living room! 💩 #FitnessFails”

  • Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

    Commentary:
    Me: Maybe it’s the meatballs talking, but this IKEA store feels like a maze! 🤪🏠 IKEA Manager: Sir, that’s the exit sign, not your personal apartment. 🤭🚪

  • That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

    Commentary:
    “Cleaning the apartment is like Groundhog Day but with dust bunnies and crumb trails instead of Bill Murray. 🧹🏠 #ForeverDirty”

  • Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

    Commentary:
    “Rent be out here acting like it’s striving for that promotion to Executive Suite 🏢📈 Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? 😂 Maybe it’s time for a feedback session with your landlord?”

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