12 Funny apartment quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

  Commentary:
  Heading to the haunted house for my final destination. Rent-free living with ghostly roommates? Count me in! 👻🏚️😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

  Commentary:
  "When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁‍♀️ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the lobby is the real selling point here 🤔 Who needs a bedroom when you can spend all day chilling in the grand foyer? 🤣 #ApartmentGoals #LobbyLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the iconic lighthouse life! 🏠🤪 Who needs neighbors when you can have seagulls and solitude instead? 🌊 Just make sure you stock up on enough tea and books to keep your sanity afloat! ☕📚"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 🕵️‍♂️🚪 Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 🌮💌 Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 🧺🛒 Just remember to

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing… 'Clang-Bang-Bash!' 🤯🛠️🎉 Your one-stop app for deciphering the mysterious symphony of chaos from the upper floors! Whether it's a dance party or an indoor roller derby, we've got you covered! Just remember, what happens upstairs, stays upstairs… unless you download this app. 😜📱"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a fitness tracker could be so demanding? 🐾 Better step up your game or prepare for a surprise mess in your living room! 💩 #FitnessFails"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

  Commentary:
  Me: Maybe it's the meatballs talking, but this IKEA store feels like a maze! 🤪🏠 IKEA Manager: Sir, that's the exit sign, not your personal apartment. 🤭🚪

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

  Commentary:
  "Cleaning the apartment is like Groundhog Day but with dust bunnies and crumb trails instead of Bill Murray. 🧹🏠 #ForeverDirty"

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