23 Funny apartment quotes

• I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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  1 day ago

  1-bedroom, 1-bedroom apartment, apartment, born, desire, humor, i, irony, money, nice, wealth, wish

• People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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  4 weeks ago

  apartment, apartment window, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, display, face, gratitude, holiday, holiday humor, humor, people, public, public display, put, service, street, thank, thank you, tree, trees, window, Windows

• I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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  1 month ago

  apartment, app, clean, cleaning, coming, dating, dating app, deception, girl, hell, hot, hot girl, humor, i, match, motivation, over, prank, pretending, roommate, tell, Tinder

• I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, bad, bad news, clean, cleaning, humor, i, irony, just, love, news, procrastination, sit, Victorian, Victorian widow, waiting, whole, widow

• Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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  2 months ago

  ago, apartment, days, disappearance, done, door, event, gone, humor, ignored, ignoring, mystery, small, small door, three, unexpected, unexpected event

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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  2 months ago

  afford, affordability, apartment, being, childhood, complex, financial, financial struggle, finding, housing, kid, live, living, living situation, means, millennial, nostalgia, shady, situation, struggle, thought

• When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, dark, dark humor, death, dying, ghost, ghost story, haunt, haunted, haunted house, house, humor, i, me, myself, please, rush, spooky, story, supernatural, want

• I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, big, changes, comedy, desire, exaggeration, humor, i, laugh, size, spaciousness, want

• Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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  2 months ago

  40, apartment, crying, empty, feminism, have it all, humor, independence, independent, nice, women

• Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, i, living, lobby, man, pic, pics, show

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