33 Funny argument quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

  Commentary:
  "**Me:** Just says 'hello' 👋
  **My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days when my superpower was 'argue-man-tation' 🦸‍♂️🧠🤯 Turns out, people wear 'logic-repellent' like it's perfume! 😂🌀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

  Commentary:
  When the chef's got the looks and the skills, who needs words? 🍳😏🔥

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

  Commentary:
  "Using Pinterest is like stepping into a drama-free paradise filled with endless inspiration, where the only argument you might have is which dream vacation destination looks the most inviting 🌴💭✨ #PinterestPerfection"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

  Commentary:
  "Arguing with an idiot is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle 🐟🚴‍♂️ Don't get caught in their trap of endless loops and illogicalities! Just smile, wave, and let them dance in their own circus of confusion 🤡💫"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

  Commentary:
  "Retreating in the face of a solid meme defense – the ultimate sign of surrender in the modern world! 🚀🤣 #MemesForTheWin"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like things really took a *tumble* in your household! 🙀💬 Let's just hope your gasp wasn't mistaken for a victory cheer! 🤣🏆 #MarriageMishaps"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would rather lose you than the argument.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic ultimatum: love or winning. It seems like this person would rather have peace in the relationship than victory in the debate. Who knew love could be such a fierce competitor in the battle of wits!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

  Commentary:
  "WhatsApp should just have a feature that plays elevator music whenever someone's internet is acting up. That way, instead of arguing about who has the worst connection, you can just enjoy a mini concert while waiting for the call to reconnect!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

  Commentary:
  "Imagine getting into the most epic debate ever while brazenly wearing mismatched socks and slurping spaghetti 🍝! Talk about multitasking at its finest! 😂"

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