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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Why do you assume it's invalid to "make stuff up" during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I never argue, I just explain why I'm right.

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
I would rather lose you than the argument.

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025