Funny available quotes

• This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

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  6 days ago

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• There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

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  6 days ago

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• I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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  6 days ago

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• “You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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  6 days ago

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• The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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  1 week ago

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• My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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  1 week ago

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• I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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  1 week ago

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• It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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  3 weeks ago

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