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Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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Just shared via Reddit:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Seen just now on Threads:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Making waves on Telegram:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Making waves on Facebook:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Funny beautiful quotes brighten your day with a splash of wit and charm! 🌟 They mix humor and elegance, turning ordinary moments into extraordinary ones. Whether you’re seeking a giggle or a smile, these delightful sayings bring joy and inspiration to any occasion. 😄✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a touch of hilarity to your feed, they remind us that beauty and laughter make the perfect pair! 🎉💬

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22 hours ago
Share →: Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Commentary:
Sounds like Coke is my inner caveman's choice, but Sprite makes me feel like I'm solar-powered! 🌞🦖🔋
4 days ago
Share →: Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Commentary:
That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
7 days ago
Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate long-term relationship goal: professional annoyance specialist 😂❤️
7 days ago
Share →: Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Commentary:
Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂
1 week ago
Share →: Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Commentary:
"Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet lullaby of existential bewilderment sung by sirens—at least my dreams are straightforward! 😵‍💫😂🌙"
2 weeks ago
Share →: A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Commentary:
"Every email she sends is a crime against beauty! 🥺💌 #JusticeForBeauties"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Commentary:
"When the sun's out but so is your to-do list! 🌞➡️📋 #AdultingStrikesAgain"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's a tall order for the universe! 😎🌟 Let's hope it's feeling ambitious today!"
1 month ago
Share →: My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Commentary:
"That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Reported on Instagram:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Reported on Telegram:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Just landed via Instagram:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Just shared via TikTok:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Just shared via WeChat:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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