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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Breaking via Messenger:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Spotted on Reddit:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Live now on Reddit:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Making waves on Facebook:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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Funny beautiful quotes brighten your day with a splash of wit and charm! 🌟 They mix humor and elegance, turning ordinary moments into extraordinary ones. Whether you’re seeking a giggle or a smile, these delightful sayings bring joy and inspiration to any occasion. 😄✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a touch of hilarity to your feed, they remind us that beauty and laughter make the perfect pair! 🎉💬

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

27 minutes ago

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

12 hours ago

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

13 hours ago

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Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

16 hours ago

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

17 hours ago

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

18 hours ago

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Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

20 hours ago

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

20 hours ago

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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

1 day ago

baby, baby girl, beautiful, cafeteria, girl, humor, name
God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

1 week ago

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68 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

94 shares on X this month:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

36 shares on YouTube this month:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

90 shares on X this month:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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Onion rings? I’m answering.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

I’ve been a main character since birth.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Spotted on TikTok:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Trending via Discord:

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

Live now on Pinterest:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Shared recently on X:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Live now on TikTok:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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