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  • Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

    Commentary:
    “Smells like fresh happiness with a side of sunshine! 😄🌞🙌”

  • Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

    Commentary:
    “Don’t worry, angel, I’ll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!”

  • You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

    Commentary:
    “When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵‍💫😍 #BeautyOverload”

  • They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the rare ‘butterfly effect’ of dating—starts as a caterpillar, ends as a social media post! 🐛➡️🦋📱 #RelationshipGoals”

  • Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

    Commentary:
    “When you think you’re chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅”

  • I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine trying to pronounce a fish’s name and ending up sounding like a gurgling aquarium filter 🐠🗣️. I bet they have the fanciest underwater monikers like Glubbertonix or Finnevere! 🌊😂”

  • Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that annoyance could be so alluring? 🙄💁‍♀️ Watch out, world, here comes the most enchanting annoyance you’ve ever seen! 💃😜”

  • Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

    Commentary:
    Isn’t it ironic how our memory works? 🐘 Beauty might go unnoticed, but a single fat joke sticks like glue! Oh, the memory power of elephants – they never let us forget our slip-ups! 😅 #ElephantMemory #SizeMatters

  • I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

    Commentary:
    “Life goals: eat like a caterpillar, nap like a pro, and emerge from that cocoon looking fly as heck! 🐛💤🦋 #ButterflyTransformationInProgress”

  • Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the magical transformation of a soccer player – from grungy to gorgeous, in a matter of seconds! It’s like a high-stakes version of ‘Extreme Makeover: Pitch Edition’! 💁‍♂️✨⚽️”

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