Funny quotes bus

13 Funny bus quotes

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

4 weeks ago

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

2 months ago

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

2 months ago

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

3 months ago

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

3 months ago

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

3 months ago

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

3 months ago

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

3 months ago

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

3 months ago

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

3 months ago

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

3 months ago

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

3 months ago