16 Funny bus quotes

• There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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  2 months ago

  bus, endless, first try, humor, just, life, love, music, only, pain, show, song, songs, try, wheel, wheels

• All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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  bus, except, getting, humor, pointless, pointlessness, stop, transportation, travel

• When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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  bus, bus pass, car, conflict, frustration, humor, key, pass, prank, relationship, revenge, want

• Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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  America, bus, critique, film, film critique, Forrest Gump, gump, haunting, haunting film, humor, irony, observation, wait

• I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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  2 months ago

  beginning, bus, humor, observation, perspective, round, think, wheels

• Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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  2 months ago

  across, always, aspiration, bus, disappear, goal, goals, humor, i, interview, interviewer, joke, me, meant, professional, professional goal, someone, stare, street, wanted

• Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, bus, coughing, funny observation, humor, myself, observation, popular, public, public transport, shoutout, social, social behavior, transport, tried

• Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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  2 months ago

  better, bus, humor, irony, offer, people, room, sitting, standing, standing room

• “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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  2 months ago

  AI, boss, bus, coming, coworker, done, humor, ID, jobs, office, responsibility, sarcasm, soon, throw, under, work, workplace

• Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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  2 months ago

  $50 bill, 50, bill, bus, bus driver, drive, driver, funny situation, humor, joke, just, just drive, situation, spontaneity, transportation

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