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Funny bus quotes ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ˜‚ turn everyday rides into laughter-filled adventures! Whether you’re stuck in traffic or making new friends on board, these witty sayings bring humor to your commute. Perfect for sharing with fellow passengers or brightening up your social media feed, get ready to see the bus ride in a whole new light! Hop on and enjoy the ride filled with giggles and good vibes! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜„

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one Iโ€™m getting off at.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you want to key his car, but he doesnโ€™t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Iโ€™m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Me: Iโ€™ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like โ€œprofessional goalsโ€.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Havenโ€™t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

โ€œAI is coming for your jobs!โ€ Iโ€™d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him โ€œJust driveโ€.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I have a condition where if I donโ€™t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. Iโ€™m like the bus in Speed.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, letโ€™s just sell โ€™em down the river and call it a day.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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