13 Funny bus quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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