43 Funny busy quotes

• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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  1 week ago

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• “Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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  1 week ago

  busy, communication, depends, give, humor, information, me, planning, question, relationship, rest, schedule, tomorrow

• Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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  1 week ago

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• If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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  1 week ago

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• “I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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  1 week ago

  busy, humor, items, list, new, procrastination, task, to-do, to-do list, workload

• Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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  1 week ago

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• I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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  1 week ago

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• My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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  1 week ago

  always, busy, coworker, coworkers, distraction, humor, just, memory, office, password, remember, think, trying, work

• Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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  1 week ago

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• This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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  1 week ago

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