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Funny busy quotes 🤪 are the perfect pick-me-up for those whirlwind days when your to-do list never ends! Whether you’re juggling work tasks, household chores 🏠, or just trying to keep your sanity, these quirky sayings add a dash of humor to your hectic schedule. Get ready to laugh 😂, relate, and maybe even procrastinate a little longer as you scroll through these gems that capture the chaos 🤹‍♂️ of a bustling life!

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Posted onMar 10, 2025Mar 10, 2025

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Posted onMar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

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