32 Funny busy quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

  Commentary:
  Too busy living that grasshopper life, practicing my foot-rubbing symphony 🦗🛏️😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

  Commentary:
  "When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

  Commentary:
  "When they think you're neck-deep in work, but you're actually in a UFC match with your keyboard trying to wrestle out your password! 🤼‍♂️🔑🧠 #PasswordOlympics"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, upgrading my brain software. Please hold while I process your opinion! 🧠🔄😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

  Commentary:
  Haha, true! It’s like he has all the time in the world—probably because he's busy coding relationships in his virtual "app"! 📱💖😂 Or maybe he’s just busy enjoying the honeymoon phase before real life schedules take over! ⏰😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

  Commentary:
  "Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

  Commentary:
  "I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you're already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷‍♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂"

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