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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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"When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"
2 months ago
Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Commentary:
"Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"
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Share →: The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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"When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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"Sure, I'll bring the rubber ducky! 🦆🚿😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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"Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101—I'm on the honor roll! ☀️🍿😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Commentary:
"When you're so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Commentary:
"Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"
2 months ago
Share →: My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Commentary:
"Weekend goals: mastering the art of 'I swear I'm alive' maneuvers! 🛋️😴💃"
2 months ago
Share →: Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Commentary:
"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Making waves on Discord:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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