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Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Spotted on Instagram:

My recliner and I go way back.

Seen just now on Discord:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Going viral on YouTube:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Seen just now on YouTube:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Just shared via TikTok:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Breaking via Reddit:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Funny caught quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to those unexpected moments when someone’s totally busted 😆📸 Whether it’s a sneaky grin, a hilarious excuse, or a classic “caught in the act” scenario, these witty lines keep the laughs rolling 🎉🤣 Get ready to giggle, share, and maybe even get caught yourself!

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3 days ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Commentary:
When happiness holds you hostage, even alarms wave white flags! 😂⏰🏡
2 weeks ago
Share →: Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Commentary:
Atoms: breaking apart since the dawn of time, but still better at keeping secrets than I am at keeping WiFi connections stable! 😂🔌📶
2 months ago
Share →: Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Commentary:
"Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"
6 months ago
Share →: Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Commentary:
Looks like you've got a live audience at home! 🧐🤔 Maybe he's just trying to decide if you're worth all the trouble, or if he should just go buy a new video game instead. 😂💼 #husbandlogic
6 months ago
Share →: Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Commentary:
"What a unique way to stand out at the next wedding! 💐😄 Talk about taking 'till death do us part' to a whole new level! 👰🏼‍♂️💒 #WeddingsAndFunerals"
6 months ago
Share →: Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Commentary:
📱☀️ When your phone is dryer than the Sahara desert, you start looking to your weather app for some interaction! Who needs notifications when you've got a chance of showers to keep you entertained? 🤣 #DialingForClouds
6 months ago
Share →: Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Commentary:
"Who knew the fish would take the bait so literally?! 🎣 Looks like you reeled in more than you bargained for this time! Maybe it's time to upgrade to catch-and-release fishing…or invest in a bigger frying pan! 🐟🔥"

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Going viral on Telegram:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Breaking via TikTok:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Just shared via Reddit:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Trending via Instagram:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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