319 Funny comedy quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When your spa day turns into a sports injury treatment! 🏃‍♂️💆‍♀️🤣

  body, body lotion, comedy, favorite, health, humor, joke, lotion, medicine, medicine joke, pain, pain relief, relief, Voltaren

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  3 weeks ago

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  Pretending to be genuine? I'm a pro at that — my Oscar's in the mail! 🎭😂

  authenticity, comedy, genuine, genuineness, honesty, humor, i, irony, just, need, people, pretending, problem, sarcasm, sometimes

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  3 weeks ago

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  Who knew my annoying superpower would have such an affordable price tag? 💸😄🌐

  annoyance, annoying, behavior, comedy, cost-free, costs, digital, digital interaction, dollars, guys, humor, interaction, internet, online, online behavior, remember, strangers, zero

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  3 weeks ago

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  "It's all a matter of whether you packed a raincoat or a helmet! 🌧️😅🏋️‍♂️"

  comedy, comparison, culture, different, floor, funny comparison, hit, humor, humorous, humorous quote, joke, let, men, music, music joke, parody, pop, pop culture, same, song, song parody, view

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Leveling up my genius points, one blunder at a time! 😂🧠✨

  comedy, genius, humor, intelligence, learn, learning, making, mistake, mistakes, sarcasm, say, self-deprecating, soon, why, wit

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Finally, a family secret worth guarding like Fort Knox! 🥩🗝️☢️

  absurdity, comedy, family, grandmother, humor, i, joke, meatloaf, metal, playful, quirky, recipe, wrist

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "I'm-totally-not-going-to-fall-for-this-oh-wait-here-I-go-again" move 🤦‍♂️🙈

  again, comedy, fall, falling, humor, i, irony, procrastination, repetition, sarcasm, say, self-awareness, whatever

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Blame it on the invisible ninja, because my feet have the grace of a giraffe on roller skates! 🤦‍♂️🦒🎢

  accident, always, attitude, back, blame, clumsiness, comedy, denial, fault, funny perspective, humor, humorous, humorous attitude, i, perspective, self, self blame, trip, tripping

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Suddenly, we've all got a sequel called "I Carried a Bag of Groceries" lined up for the doctor's office! 🍉🩺🤣

  age, aging, aging humor, comedy, culture, gone, humor, i, middle, middle age, movie, movie quote, orthopedist, pop, pop culture, something, tell, watermelon, welcome

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂

  another, comedy, dinosaurs, film, guess, humor, jurassic, let, loose, me, movie, sequel

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