Funny commercials quotes

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Funny Quotes 3 days ago

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago