14 Funny commercials quotes

• I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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  2 months ago

  25, 30, basketball, commercial, commercials, delay, excitement, exciting, foul, game, humor, last, minutes, ready, seconds, sports, stretch, time-out

• Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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  2 months ago

  being, child, childhood, commercials, complaints, course, give, humor, money, satire, terrible, time, watch, whole

• We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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  2 months ago

  advertising, commercials, creativity, fix, going, help, humor, media, need, should

• I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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  2 months ago

  30, advertising, being, commercial, commercials, creativity, humor, i, insane, insanity, just, mind, perception, perfume, respect, seconds, show, smell

• We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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  2 months ago

  ads, commercials, entertainment, fee, humor, just, month, monthly, monthly fee, need, pay, service, shows, streaming, streaming service, subscription, us

• I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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  2 months ago

  advertising, commercial, commercials, dance, describe, drug, drug commercial, effect, humor, i, medication, side, side effect, too

• The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, career, career aspiration, commercial, commercials, detergent, humor, job, me, perfect, perfect job, person, staining, things

• Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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  2 months ago

  birth, birth control, commercials, control, humor, i, joke, parenting, should, sorry, toddler

• Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, beauty standard, commercial, commercials, gorilla, hairless, hairless leg, humor, impress, leg, legs, razor, satire, shave, shaving, someone, standard, stop, want

• The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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  2 months ago

  advertising, commercial, commercials, creativity, dream, fragrance, humor, i, put, TV, weird

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