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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Making waves on Twitch:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Just landed via Telegram:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Freshly posted on X:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Going viral on Slack:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Breaking via Slack:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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17 Funny coping mechanism quotes

Funny coping mechanism quotes bring a smile 😄 when life gets a little too real! Sometimes laughter is the best therapy 😂, turning stress into giggles and chaos into calm. Whether you’re dodging drama or just surviving Monday blues ☕️, these witty lines remind us that humor is the ultimate survival skill. Ready to laugh your way through tough times? Let’s dive into some clever and quirky coping vibes! 🎉✨

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18 hours ago
Share →: I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Commentary:
Trying to quit, but life keeps offering me a light. 😂💨
1 day ago
Share →: Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Commentary:
Butterflies beware: I'm armed with tequila and ready to turn awkward flutters into dance battles! 🦋🍹💃😂
2 days ago
Share →: I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Commentary:
Turning pain into art, 280 characters at a time! 🖊️😂📱
2 days ago
Share →: Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Commentary:
Ah, nothing like a scalding shower to exfoliate away the existential dread 😂🛁🔥
4 days ago
Share →: Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Commentary:
Why not chat with the void? It always has the best (and darkest) secret recipes! 🍲🌌
5 days ago
Share →: At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Commentary:
Therapist: "How are you today?"
Me: "Let's not sweat the small stuff. Or the big stuff. 😂🤷‍♂️🛋️"
6 days ago
Share →: I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Commentary:
Mood switch faster than a lightbulb! 😄💡 #JokeLife
2 weeks ago
Share →: Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Commentary:
When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫
2 months ago
Share →: Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'make everyone mad and see who sticks around' strategy! 😅🔥 #NotRecommended"
3 months ago
Share →: Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like we've finally found the magical spell to ease our troubles! 🧙‍♂️🎩 Who would have thought that a sprinkle of swear words could be the ultimate pain reliever? Now, excuse me while I practice my newfound potion-making skills next time I stub my toe! 🤬🧙‍♀️💫

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Trending via Threads:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Trending via TikTok:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Trending via Telegram:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Breaking via X:

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Spotted on Slack:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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