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5 months ago
Share →: “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Commentary:
"Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! 😅 Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! 🦸‍♂️💥 #TheStruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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"Ah, the beginner's guide to anxiety – where overthinking meets self-doubt in a delightful dance of chaos! 💭🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the past decade at 3 AM. Enjoy the ride! 🎢😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Commentary:
"Current mood: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. 🤪🛌💬 Who needs therapy when you have a fluffy pillow, right? 😅🤫 #PillowScreamingTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Commentary:
"Reality just couldn't take a hint, so now it's been officially ghosted with a restraining order 👻⚖️. Sorry, reality, it's not you, it's me… wanting to live in my own little dreamland 🌟💭. #ByeFelicia"
5 months ago
Share →: Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Commentary:
"Alcohol: Your one-way ticket to avoiding responsibilities while staying in one spot! 🍻🏃‍♂️ #ProcrastinationStation"
5 months ago
Share →: Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's been on the express train to Disappointmentville! 🚂😅 At least they're efficiently handling life's curveballs with a pit stop for liquid motivation. Here's hoping the bar visit brings some much-needed cheer! 🍻🌟"
5 months ago
Share →: If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Commentary:
🎶 "If you are sad, just sing…and promptly realize you might just be the love child of a goose and a cat stuck in a blender. 🦢🎤 But hey, no problem can withstand the power of your off-key ballads! Maybe that's the true magic of music – distracting us from life's sour notes with our own accidental ones."
5 months ago
Share →: I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rollercoaster of emotions during a divorce – from the depths of despair to the heights of ecstasy! 😅🎢 It's like we're skipping through the stages of grief on fast forward! Remember, it's all about balance…and maybe a sprinkle of therapy. 😉 #DivorceDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Commentary:
"Who said ignorance is bliss clearly knew what they were talking about! 🙉💁‍♂️😆 #SelectiveHearing #OpinionsWho?"
5 months ago
Share →: I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Commentary:
"Who knew the seemingly innocent sound of smacking could be so unsettling? 🙉 Just remember, if someone's smacking bothers you, just imagine they're applauding your presence in a noisy way! 👏😄"