27 Funny cut quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Office jobs: where paper cuts are considered extreme sports 📄💥 Don't underestimate the danger lurking in the seemingly innocent world of staplers and binders! 💼😆"

  cut, finger, harmless, humor, injury, job, life, never, office, office job, office life, paper, paper cut, workplace, workplace humor

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone underestimated the power of a donut! 🍩💥 Who knew something so innocent-looking could reveal a whole new side of you? 😂 Just remember, donut judge yourself too harshly!

  am, cut, donut, expectation, food, half, humor, i, identity, irony, person, self-discovery, thought

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the betrayal of a 'seedless' watermelon revealing its true colors! 🍉🚫 Seeds, we meet again! Looks like this watermelon played a sneaky game of hide-and-seek with those seeds! 😂🙈 #SeedlessSurprise"

  cut, expectation, fruit, humor, moment, seed, surprise, watermelon

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Emotions? Sorry, they're not on my current menu! 🚫😅 Trying to reduce my daily intake of drama and ups-and-downs! Who needs emotions when you've got a strong WiFi signal and a good cup of coffee? ☕️💻 #EmotionallyDetoxing"

  coping, coping mechanism, cut, emotion, emotions, humor, lighthearted, mechanism, sarcasm, self-control, trying

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Guess my phone's waiting for me to finish another season on Netflix before it breaks the news 📱🤓🍿

  communication, cut, humor, real, sarcasm, smartphone, technology

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like it's time to unleash your inner action hero! 😎🍿💥

  cut, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, need, revenge, therapy, vengeance

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like everyone checked their phones for a text from him 😂📱✂️

  cut, decision, friend, humor, i, informed, life, mine, people, person, toxic, toxic person

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