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- How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?
- Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”
- You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?
- Actually, itβs illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.
- November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.
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Ah, the classic tradition of making the calendar do a little time-travel dance! π β¨ Who needs accurate dates anyway, when you can add a little flair of confusion to all your documents and cheques? π€£ Here's to scribbling out those wrong years like a true time-traveling trendsetter! π°οΈποΈ #NewYearOldHabits -
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π³π How about we skip the small talk and go straight for the adrenaline rush? First date idea: you rescue me from the tree I got stuck in while attempting to be your friendly neighborhood spy! π΅οΈββοΈ Trust me, this unique experience will create a bond like no other! π #RomanceInTheTrees -
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π²π "Looks like the local casino is doubling down on romance with their speed dating event! Who wouldn't want a partner who can play their cards right… and their money wrong? ππ€¦ββοΈ It's a high-stakes love affair waiting to happen! Place your bets on finding love… or at least a good poker face! β οΈβ₯οΈβ¦οΈβ£οΈπ" -
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Oh, who needs sweet nothings when you've got syrupy waffles! π₯π₯ Take it from maple to mouthwatering with this breakfast talk that's sure to leave you craving more than just pancakes… or maybe not. πWho knew breakfast could be so steamy? Just imagine the sizzle of bacon, the crispiness of waffles, and the ooey-gooey goodness of maple syrup drizzling down… It's a breakfast love story waiting to happen!
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- The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.
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- Dates are weird, like, okay I guess Iβll dress up for my romantic interview.
- Sorry boys, but Iβve already got my eyes on a guy whoβs not interested.
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