615 Funny day quotes

• If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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  5 days ago

  advice, challenge, day, frustration, game, good, good day, having, humor, play, puzzle, today, word, word game, Wordle

• The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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  5 days ago

  aging, alarm, best, day, day off, getting, getting older, humor, i, older, routine, same, sleep, time, wake, waking, waking up

• It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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  5 days ago

  boxing, Boxing Day, called, day, eating, holiday, humor, joke, spend

• The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

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  after, appliance, Christmas, cooking, danger, dangerous, day, holiday, microwave, morning

• Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

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  5 days ago

  away, Christmas, day, disappointment, feel, gift, give, giving, heart, heartbreak, humor, imagine, next, relationship, someone, stupid

• Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

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  4, 4 p.m., appointment, day, introvert, nothing, p.m., ruin, ruins

• You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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  acquaintance, again, casual, casual acquaintance, chill, day, interaction, life, lol, never, social, social interaction, someone, university, whole

• I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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  90, American, Americans, conversion, day, dramatic, dramatics, found, humor, i, just, kilogram, measurement, pound, weight

• Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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  5 days ago

  age, am, being, call, car, car warranty, check, check-up, day, every, humor, i, India, little, me, older, older age, phone, phone call, scam, scam call, someone, telemarketing, warranty

• The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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  5 days ago

  attraction, best, brand, city, city life, daily, daily life, dating, day, every, hot, hot woman, hottest, humor, life, literally, new, NYC, single, woman

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