23 Funny dentist quotes

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

  Commentary:
  Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

  Commentary:
  "Going from fillings to felonies! 🦷➡️🚔 Who knew the drill could lead to thrill! 😆🤦‍♂️ #MomKnowsBest"

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

  Commentary:
  🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Ah, the irony of being ravenously hungry after a dental appointment! It's like your mouth is screaming 'feed me' while your dentist is saying 'not so fast, buddy!' 🦷🍔 Don't worry, that post-dentist feast will taste all the more satisfying after the mandated food exile!"

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

  Commentary:
  🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

  Commentary:
  😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

  Commentary:
  "Next time you're at the dentist, just tell them you're there for a thorough exploration of their mouth too! 🦷😂 Who knows, maybe they'll offer you a chair and a bib to get started! 😆"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

  Commentary:
  "Dentist appointments feel like a strange blind date – except instead of a romantic dinner, it's a root canal 😬🦷 Let's hope they don't find any skeletons in your closet… I mean, your mouth! 😂"

For even more funny dentist quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny dentist quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌