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21 Funny dentist quotes

Funny dentist quotes bring a humorous twist to the world of dental care! 🦷😂 From witty remarks about braces to comical observations on tooth care, these quotes add a light-hearted touch to your next trip to the dentist. Celebrate the lighter side of oral hygiene and enjoy a good laugh while keeping your smile bright! 😄🪥

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

4 weeks ago

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

1 month ago

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

1 month ago

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

2 months ago

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

3 months ago

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

3 months ago

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

3 months ago

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

3 months ago

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

3 months ago

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

3 months ago

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

3 months ago

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

3 months ago

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

3 months ago

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

3 months ago

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

3 months ago

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

3 months ago

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

3 months ago

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

3 months ago

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

3 months ago

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

3 months ago