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21 Funny dentist quotes

Funny dentist quotes bring a humorous twist to the world of dental care! From witty remarks about braces to comical observations on tooth care, these quotes add a light-hearted touch to your next trip to the dentist. Celebrate the lighter side of oral hygiene and enjoy a good laugh while keeping your smile bright!

New funny dentist quotes

3 months ago
Share →: I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.
3 months ago
Share →: I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.
3 months ago
Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.
4 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.
4 months ago
Share →: Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?
5 months ago
Share →: My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”
5 months ago
Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.
5 months ago
Share →: Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”
5 months ago
Share →: Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.
5 months ago
Share →: Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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