26 Funny dentist quotes

• Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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  7 days ago

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• Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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  1 week ago

  asking, awkward, before, dental, dental visit, dentist, fingers, humor, humorist, joke, mouth, prank, question, silly, sticking, visit

• Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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  1 week ago

  American, American experience, being, dentist, experience, family, good, humor, irony, mom, most, prison, sarcasm, universal

• I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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  1 week ago

  award, candy, comedy, confession, dentist, deserve, eat, honesty, humor, i, lie, Oscar, telling

• I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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  1 week ago

  am, away, dentist, eat, eating, food, humor, hunger, i, irony, leave, never, restriction, right, told

• Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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  1 week ago

  activity, brave, call, date, dentist, fun, fun activity, hand, hold, humor, i, idea, me, relationship, support, tell

• Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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  1 week ago

  asking, assertiveness, care, dental, dental care, dentist, dominance, everyday, flossing, humor

• Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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  1 week ago

  curiosity, dental, dentist, explore, humor, i, joke, mouth, too, why

• My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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  2 weeks ago

  asked, coffee, dental, dental visit, dentist, drink, humor, i, joke, smoke, stain, teeth, visit

• My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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  2 weeks ago

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