Funny quotes dreams

21 Funny dreams quotes

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

2 weeks ago

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

1 month ago

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

1 month ago

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

3 months ago

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

3 months ago

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

3 months ago

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

3 months ago

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

3 months ago

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

3 months ago

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

3 months ago

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

3 months ago

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

3 months ago

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

3 months ago

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

3 months ago

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

3 months ago

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

3 months ago

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

3 months ago

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

3 months ago

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

3 months ago

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

3 months ago