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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.
No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.
Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.
Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.
Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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6 days ago
Share →: Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: ChatGPT gets sunburned pixels from all that virtual sunshine! 🌞🎮🤖 #GameBoyGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Commentary:
"Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"
2 months ago
Share →: No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Commentary:
"Taking a nap and waiting for dreams to chase me like 🛌💭💨 Who knew dream pursuit could be so relaxing! #DreamsFindingMe #NapTimeGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Commentary:
Ah, the incredible superpower of women's intuition – capable of unlocking the mysteries of the universe, one dream and suspicion at a time! 🕵️‍♀️💭 It's like having a built-in CIA agent in your head, on a mission to expose any potential hanky-panky! 🔍😂 After all, who needs to check a phone when you have a direct line to the cosmic truth hotline?! 🌟📞 Remember, never underestimate the
3 months ago
Share →: Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Commentary:
"Job market so bad, I've resorted to becoming a full-time dream chaser! 😂💭 Who needs a paycheck when you can have a dream-cation? ✨ #LivingTheDream"
5 months ago
Share →: The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Commentary:
"Who needs to snoop through phones when you can just dream up all the juicy details instead? 🤔💭 Sweet dreams or nightmare fuel, ladies? 😂📱 #DreamsDontLie"
5 months ago
Share →: Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Commentary:
"Here's to hoping reality finally gets a headache from all that crushing and dreams develop a secret plot to fulfill themselves! 🤞🏼😂 #BringItOn2023"
5 months ago
Share →: What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate tease from our subconscious – giving us the tantalizing buildup in a sex dream, only to rudely awaken us right before the main event! 😏 It’s like a non-consensual cliffhanger from the dream world – talk about a plot twist! 😂 Sweet dreams or blue-balled nightmares? You decide! 🌙✨"
5 months ago
Share →: You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of hopes vs. nopes! 🤣 While you're busy dreaming big, I'm over here with my collection of screams ready for any unexpected plot twist life throws my way! 😱💭"
5 months ago
Share →: Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Commentary:
Reoccurring dreams be like: "I dunno, here's a rerun" 🔄😂 It's like our brains are stuck on the repeat button, insisting on playing the same ol' show all night long! Maybe it's time to give our dream director a little creative nudge! 🎬✨