25 Funny dreams quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me the landlord of your subconscious! 😴👻🏃‍♂️💭"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

  Commentary:
  "Can't wait for our 3 a.m. dream meeting! Don't forget to bring the dream snacks! 😴🍕✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: ChatGPT gets sunburned pixels from all that virtual sunshine! 🌞🎮🤖 #GameBoyGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a nap and waiting for dreams to chase me like 🛌💭💨 Who knew dream pursuit could be so relaxing! #DreamsFindingMe #NapTimeGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the incredible superpower of women's intuition – capable of unlocking the mysteries of the universe, one dream and suspicion at a time! 🕵️‍♀️💭 It's like having a built-in CIA agent in your head, on a mission to expose any potential hanky-panky! 🔍😂 After all, who needs to check a phone when you have a direct line to the cosmic truth hotline?! 🌟📞 Remember, never underestimate the

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Job market so bad, I've resorted to becoming a full-time dream chaser! 😂💭 Who needs a paycheck when you can have a dream-cation? ✨ #LivingTheDream"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to snoop through phones when you can just dream up all the juicy details instead? 🤔💭 Sweet dreams or nightmare fuel, ladies? 😂📱 #DreamsDontLie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to hoping reality finally gets a headache from all that crushing and dreams develop a secret plot to fulfill themselves! 🤞🏼😂 #BringItOn2023"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ultimate tease from our subconscious – giving us the tantalizing buildup in a sex dream, only to rudely awaken us right before the main event! 😏 It’s like a non-consensual cliffhanger from the dream world – talk about a plot twist! 😂 Sweet dreams or blue-balled nightmares? You decide! 🌙✨"

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