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This guy on Oxy got the brain cells on vacation mode 🧠🛌😂
36 Funny drug quotes
Funny drug quotes add a humorous twist to the often serious subject of substances! 💊😂 With witty remarks about medicine, prescriptions, or everyday caffeine habits, these quotes lighten the mood and offer a playful perspective. Enjoy the humor, and remember to take life’s “prescriptions” with a dose of laughter! 😄💉
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Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitudecuriosity, drug, enough, existential, God, high, humor, humor quote, satire, spirituality, stay, think, tuned -
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Grandma's got that undercover cash flow game mastered! 💵👵❤️affection, dealer, drug, drug dealer, family, gap, generational, generational gap, grandma, hand, humor, joke, love, man, money -
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"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems" -
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"When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞♂️⏰💊😂" -
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"ALF: Proof that the 80s were a cosmic trip even without a UFO! 🚀👽😂" -
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"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"bizarre, constipation, doctor, dragon, drug, drug experience, experience, hallucination, humor, i, LSD, myself, prescription, saw, shit, sure, surreal, unexpected, why -
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"Alcohol: the original performance-enhancing elixir – unless you count stumbling and slurred speech as top-tier talents! 🍹🙃 #DrinkResponsibly" -
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"Life is just one big rehab center with unlimited free samples! 🤪💊 Don't worry, some addictions are more socially acceptable than others… like binge-watching Netflix or hoarding shoes 😜👠 Embrace your inner addict with open arms… just maybe not while you're in line at the grocery store 😂🛒 #AddictLife" -
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"Ah, caffeine – the ultimate 'miracle' drug straight from the heavens! ☕️🙌 No short or long-term negative side effects, just pure energy and questionable life choices. Who needs angels when you've got a good old cup of joe to guide you through the day? 😜☕️ #DivineEnergyBoost"