151 Funny enough quotes

• There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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• I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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  appreciation, distracted, distraction, enough, got, i, music, person, personality, relatable, restart, song

• Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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• Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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  awareness, communication, enough, honesty, humility, informed, matter, mindset, norm, normalize, opinion, saying, social, social norm, truth

• God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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  divine, enough, God, humor, joke, religion, sarcasm, smiting

• Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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  actually, communication, enough, honesty, humor, i, know, knowledge, opinion, say

• “You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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• The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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• When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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  Asian, cultural, cultural mix, enough, food, humor, identity, mexican, mix, popular, popularity, something, stereotype

• I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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