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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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Share →: I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Share →: A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Share →: I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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Share →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Share →: You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Share →: Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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Share →: If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Haha, same here—just auditioning for *The Voice* in my head! 🎤🚿😂

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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I run a parody bank account.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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