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That third person learned the true meaning of "odd one out" 😅📸
38 Funny etiquette quotes
I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.
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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️♂️💨
Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.
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Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.
Commentary:
That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️
The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.
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“Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"
I wish people had mute buttons in real life.
Commentary:
"Imagine if our phones could just zap people into 'silent mode' in real life! 😂🔇 #DreamOn"
A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.
Commentary:
"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"
There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.
Commentary:
"Agreed! Let's make 'shopping cart bumper cars' an official sport! 🛒💥🚦 #SpatialAwarenessOlympics"
You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
Commentary:
"Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"
An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.
Commentary:
"An air mattress is like saying, 'You're welcome, but don't get too comfy!' 😄🛏️💨"