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24 Funny everyday life quotes
I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.
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Mar 18, 2025
You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
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Mar 17, 2025
One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.
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Feb 25, 2025
I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.
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Feb 22, 2025
So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?
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Feb 9, 2025
Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.
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Feb 6, 2025
You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
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Feb 2, 2025
Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.
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Jan 29, 2025
Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.
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Jan 28, 2025
I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.
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Jan 28, 2025
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