56 Funny eye quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well 🍌🍭… so apparently candy companies have been living double lives as fruit connoisseurs, huh? 😂 Who knew they had such a keen sense of taste buds when it comes to bananas! Talk about a sweet deception! 🍬🍌🤥

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the herd is strictly monochrome 🐑😂! Who needs a black sheep when you've got a flock of avoidant eye-contact experts? 👀🚫 "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

  Commentary:
  Trying to change someone's mind on the internet? 🐪 Good luck, you might have better odds getting that camel through a needle! 🪡😅 #OnlineDebates #MissionImpossible

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if looks could kill, your dog would be a certified assassin! 😂👀 Who knew the evil eye from a furry friend could be more intimidating than any threat out there? Watch out, that couch belongs to the real master! 🐶💺"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old wisdom that beauty is truly in the eye of the beer holder 🍺👀! A perfect reminder that sometimes a cold pint can make anything or anyone look more appealing 😄. Cheers to seeing the world through beer-tinted glasses! 🍻✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like your eye doctor might be battling between being a medical expert and a Pokémon master! 🔬👾 Just imagine walking into the clinic and suddenly, sounds of "Pikachu, I choose you!" fill the room. Who knows, maybe the cure for your chalazion involves a potion brewed by a Charizard! Stay hopeful, and remember to catch 'em all… I mean, trust your young eye doctor! 😉

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