14 funny fingers quotes - Wordgag ツ

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

Feb 3, 2026

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

Feb 2, 2026

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Feb 2, 2026

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Feb 1, 2026

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Feb 1, 2026Feb 24, 2026

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Feb 1, 2026

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Jan 31, 2026

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Jan 23, 2026

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Jan 22, 2026

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Jan 21, 2026

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Jan 21, 2026

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Jan 21, 2026

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Jan 21, 2026

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Jan 21, 2026