11 Funny fingers quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

  Commentary:
  When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

  Commentary:
  Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, we need to start a movement for 'tipfingering'—imagine the potential for dramatic exits! 👋🤣🦶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

  Commentary:
  "Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, absolutely! 🤔🎪 Let's pitch a tent for those deep contemplative moments, complete with a tented fingers emoji! It's the perfect symbol for when you're pondering life's mysteries under the big top of your thoughts. 🎩✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like this guy really doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to agreeing with his wife! 🙈🤣 It must be tough keeping score when you're running out of fingers to count on! 🤷‍♂️😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about a combination of coming back with a bang, or should we say a snip! 😂 Looks like even kidnappers have a sense of remorse and a finger-counting lesson to go along with it. 🤭 Who knew that leaving early could also come with a severance package? 🤞🏼💸 #UnexpectedTurnOfEvents

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we'll have to sacrifice cool air for octo-fingered folks! 🌬️🖐️🌀 Who knew the key to unlocking extra digits lied in our air conditioning units? 😄 #ACvsOctoFingers"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so that's what the AI is up to – evolving humans into creatures with extra fingers! 🤖🖐️ Looks like AI is really pushy about its preferences. Next thing you know, we'll all be playing the piano like pros. 🎹😄 #AIFingerObsession

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇‍♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"

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