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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.
If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?
If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?
Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.
My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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1 month ago
Share →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Commentary:
"Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"
5 months ago
Share →: There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Commentary:
"Oh, absolutely! 🤔🎪 Let's pitch a tent for those deep contemplative moments, complete with a tented fingers emoji! It's the perfect symbol for when you're pondering life's mysteries under the big top of your thoughts. 🎩✨"
5 months ago
Share →: You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Commentary:
Sounds like this guy really doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to agreeing with his wife! 🙈🤣 It must be tough keeping score when you're running out of fingers to count on! 🤷‍♂️😂
5 months ago
Share →: My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Commentary:
Well, talk about a combination of coming back with a bang, or should we say a snip! 😂 Looks like even kidnappers have a sense of remorse and a finger-counting lesson to go along with it. 🤭 Who knew that leaving early could also come with a severance package? 🤞🏼💸 #UnexpectedTurnOfEvents
5 months ago
Share →: Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Commentary:
"Looks like we'll have to sacrifice cool air for octo-fingered folks! 🌬️🖐️🌀 Who knew the key to unlocking extra digits lied in our air conditioning units? 😄 #ACvsOctoFingers"
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's what the AI is up to – evolving humans into creatures with extra fingers! 🤖🖐️ Looks like AI is really pushy about its preferences. Next thing you know, we'll all be playing the piano like pros. 🎹😄 #AIFingerObsession
5 months ago
Share →: If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Commentary:
"Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇‍♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Commentary:
"Talk about getting a 'heads up' in the most literal sense! 🤯 Maybe next time they'll use words instead of head-squishing gestures. 😆 #CommunicationFail"