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Funny fingers quotes

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don't have fingers.

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
If you're going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025