944 Funny food quotes

• If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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• Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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• That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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• Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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• After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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• Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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• I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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• Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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• Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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• Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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