15 Funny forest quotes

• Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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  burger, Burger King, childhood, childhood nostalgia, disappearance, disappearing, fast, fast food, food, forest, going, Grinch, Grinch meal, humor, king, McDonald’s, meal, nostalgia, Spongebob, Spongebob meal, twenty

• Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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  2 months ago

  answering, email, emails, fake, forest, frustration, jaw, mental, mental state, mentally, physically, screaming, smile, state, stress, work

• If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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  2 months ago

  again, away, exhaustion, forest, humor, insomnia, night, parenting, running, running away, sleep, tiredness, toddler, tonight

• The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal friend, berry, eating, enchanted, enchanted forest, escape, fantasy, forest, friend, friends, humorous, i, lover, me, nature, nature lover, streets, talking, whimsical, woodland

• Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal metaphor, comfort, comfort song, dark, dark forest, forest, girls, humor, inside, irony, metaphor, music, music taste, personality, personality traits, song, taste, traits, wolf

• If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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  2 months ago

  communication, forest, gender, gender roles, hear, humor, joke, man, marriage, perception, relationship, roles, still, wife, wrong

• I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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  2 months ago

  am, dream, dream woman, enter, forest, hear, humor, i, nature, raven, ravens, shouting, sudden, surprise, surreal, unexpected, warning, woman

• Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, fairy, fairy tale, forest, gingerbread, gingerbread house, house, humor, lure, nobody, nostalgia, tale, whimsy

• Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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  2 months ago

  born, cog, existential, forced, forest, frolicker, humor, irony, machine, nature, struggle, work

• I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, enter, forest, humor, i, nature, next, secret, told, trees, warning

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