Funny forest quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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