I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Commentary:
🌳🦅 "I'm not your dream woman. I'm more like the unexpected raven chorus in the forbidden forest – here to shake things up and keep you on your toes! Who needs dreams when you've got startled birds, am I right? 😂"

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Commentary:
Looks like the gingerbread house real estate market in the forest has really plummeted 🍭🌲 Seems like witches are struggling to attract people with their baking skills these days! Maybe they should consider a more modern approach like food delivery apps to boost their customer base! 🧙‍♀️🍬 #WitchRealEstateStruggles

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Commentary:
"From frolicking in the forest to cogging in the machine – quite the career transition, huh? 🌳➡️🔄 Don't worry, even cogs need a little forest magic every now and then! 🌟 #NatureLoverTurnedMachineMinion"

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Commentary:
🌳🌲🌳 Oh, those sneaky trees are always listening! Better watch out for those shady characters the next time you venture into the forest. Remember, nature has ears everywhere! 🌿👂 #TreeWhisperer #WatchOut

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Commentary:
"🌳🎹 Sometimes even Mother Nature agrees: it's time for some practice sessions to happen in the great outdoors! 🤣🎶 #PianoLessonsInTheForest"