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Funny forest quotes
I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.
2 months ago
Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.
2 months ago
Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.
3 months ago
I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.
3 months ago
If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.
3 months ago