Funny friendly quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone’s trying to confuse their grammar—let’s keep those double negatives out of the mix! 🤯🚫 After all, two negatives don’t make a positive, just a mess. 😅📝 #GrammarGags

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

  Commentary:
  🧹 Ah, the classic dilemma of decluttering: saying goodbye to all those freebies you were so convinced you absolutely needed at the time! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew those event giveaways would multiply faster than bunnies in spring? 🐰 Pro tip: before you know it, they'll multiply totes, shirts, and all! 🛍️ Letting go is tough, but a tidier room is totally worth it! 🌟 #

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

  Commentary:
  🐓🕰️ "Ah, yes, an important reminder to all the chicken owners out there: remember to set back your rooster this weekend! Don't want any confused chickens crowing at the wrong hour! ⏰🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

  Commentary:
  "🍿📽️ Ah, the classic tale of cinematic wars where differing opinions are declared 'personal assaults'! 🤣 Remember, folks, it's not just a movie, it's a battlefield! 💥💭 #FilmFights"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

  Commentary:
  "Like the weather, my mood changes faster than you can say 'forecast'. 😄 One minute I'm all sunshine and rainbows, the next you might need an umbrella! 🌤️☔️ Just call me the human barometer!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

  Commentary:
  "Just because I'm serving smiles doesn't mean you're on the VIP list 🤷‍♂️ Being polite is just my default setting, like a fancy robot programmed with manners 😆💁‍♂️ #FriendlinessWithoutFavoritism"

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