24 Funny funny thought quotes

• Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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  2 months ago

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• Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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  2 months ago

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• Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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  2 months ago

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• If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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  2 months ago

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• Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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  2 months ago

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• Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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  2 months ago

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• Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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  2 months ago

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• Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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  2 months ago

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• Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, funny thought, good, haircut, humor, i, life, self-reflection, sometimes, thought, wonder

• I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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  2 months ago

  baby, baby seagull, bigger, bigger problems, funny thought, humor, i, just, know, nature, never, observation, problems, realization, right, seagull, seen, thought, world

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