24 Funny funny thought quotes

• Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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  2 months ago

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• Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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  2 months ago

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• Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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  2 months ago

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• Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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  2 months ago

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• Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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  2 months ago

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• I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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  2 months ago

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• It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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  2 months ago

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• What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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  2 months ago

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• Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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  2 months ago

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• Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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  2 months ago

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