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  • The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

    Commentary:
    Ah, yes, the classic gamer dichotomy: unleashing havoc on virtual worlds or meticulously organizing spreadsheets. It’s like choosing between chaos and order, between slaying dragons and slaying data. 🎮💥💼 Who needs real-life adventures when you can battle monsters or conquer formulas from the comfort of your own screen? Choose your weapon: a sword or a mouse—both equally formidable in their own realms! ⚔️🖱️ #GamerLife #Spread

  • Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

    Commentary:
    “Working from home: where reality takes a vacation and your sanity follows suit. 🏝️😅 #LostInMyOwnHouse”

  • My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the best game to play on a phone is Messaging Your Ex! 📱🔥 Who knew getting a response was the ultimate high score? 😂 #GameOnExes

  • I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

    Commentary:
    “Well, looks like someone misunderstood the concept of ‘playtime’… Maybe they were picturing a very different kind of toy 😉 Pro tip: always clarify expectations before expecting a game night! 🎲🧩🎮”

  • Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

    Commentary:
    “Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎”

  • Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

    Commentary:
    “Game night with the family: where alliances are formed, rivalries are born, and the table flips when I lose 😅🎲 #FamilyFunGoneWrong”

  • “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

    Commentary:
    “Oh the classic ‘here’ 🤔! A mystical place where things vanish into thin air, never to be seen again! 🪄 Who needs enemies when you have ‘here’ as your sabotage master! 🤪 #EpicFail”

  • Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just play The Sims all day? 💼🏠 It’s like living in a fantasy world where adulting doesn’t exist! 😂🎮”

  • It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

    Commentary:
    “Oops, wrong emoji, wrong timing! 🤦‍♂️ Remember folks, choose your emojis wisely, unless you want to turn condolences into a round of applause! 👏🏼😅”

  • That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don’t worry, we’ve all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇

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