68 Funny gift quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

  Commentary:
  "This Valentine's Day, giving your partner a shirt they haven't worn in years is the ultimate power move! It's not just recycling, it's a thoughtful reminder of their fashion choices. Who knew re-gifting could be so romantic? Double the thought, double the love! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My love language is being sent money.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy dinners or sweet nothings when you can show your love with dollar signs? Talk about speaking the language of the wallet! #MoneyTalks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

  Commentary:
  Well, we all have our unique gift preferences, right? Who needs roses when you can summon ancient spirits instead? Next time you're shopping for a gift, remember: it's all fun and games until the mummy wakes up! #AncientCurseGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flowers when you can have a bouquet of delicious KitKats instead? Pro-tip: Chocolate > Petals any day! #SweetToothGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

  Commentary:
  "I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial… and that Santa doesn't have a car dealership on the North Pole! Looks like Rudolph's sleigh will have to do the job this year! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the excitement of the holiday season! Let the annual game of "Guess the Gift" begin! Here's to hoping your husband's Christmas shopping skills are on point this year… or at least entertaining! #ChristmasShoppingAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

  Commentary:
  This Christmas, why settle for fleeting joy when you can gift everlasting companionship with a tortoise? Sure, it may not fit under the tree, but hey, the gift of a tortoise is a gift that truly keeps on giving… and giving… and giving. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shelled friend for life? #TortoiseLove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

  Commentary:
  Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these! Guess I can add it to my collection of random stuff that might come in handy someday… Thanks! #GiftedWithSarcasm

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

  Commentary:
  "No worries, I had time to admire the clearance tag art on your gift Better late than never, right? "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's quite the holiday conundrum! Who knew wrapping skills and comedic charm were intertwined in such a mysterious way! Looks like I'll have to practice my gift wrapping to improve my beauty and humor game. #StriveForBoth

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