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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Live now on Messenger:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Trending via Pinterest:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Just landed via Instagram:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Reported on WeChat:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Shared recently on YouTube:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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3 weeks ago
Share →: If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Commentary:
"Socks today? Well, at least it's not another fruitcake! 🎁🧦😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Commentary:
"Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"
2 months ago
Share →: That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Commentary:
"When Zeus feels my pain and nixes the PowerPoint! 😂⚡️🙏"
2 months ago
Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Commentary:
"When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"
2 months ago
Share →: I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Commentary:
"Sounds divine! Just make sure he's got 'Handle With Care' written all over him! 😉🎁✨"
4 months ago
Share →: If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Commentary:
"Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"
4 months ago
Share →: Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Commentary:
"Who needs to buy deodorant when you have a magical aura that makes people want to gift it to you? 😂✨ Talk about spreading good vibes – and good scents – wherever you go! 🎁🌸#DeodorizeMePlease"
4 months ago
Share →: Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's got some spelling and grammar policing to do this year! Remember, folks, even Santa needs some help deciphering those questionable Facebook posts. It's all fun and games until your present is a thesaurus!
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

Commentary:
"Who needs roses when you can have nuggets? Because nothing says 'I love you' like a crispy, golden token of affection. Forget the flowers, let those nuggets do the talking – and trust me, they speak the language of deliciousness!"
5 months ago
Share →: My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Christmas shopping dilemma – the struggle between generosity and self-indulgence! It's like a festive tug-of-war between your inner Santa and your inner Scrooge. Who knew that spreading holiday cheer could also involve spreading out your credit card bill? Just remember, giving to yourself is technically a form of self-care, right? Just call it a "Merry Me-mas" shopping spree!

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Trending via YouTube:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Spotted on TikTok:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Shared recently on Discord:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Trending via Instagram:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Seen just now on Slack:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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