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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Posted on22 hours ago22 hours ago

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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