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Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

Just landed via YouTube:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Making waves on WeChat:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Breaking via Threads:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Making waves on WeChat:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Spotted on WeChat:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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60 Funny guys quotes

Funny guys quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 and a sprinkle of mischief 😜 to any conversation! Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood 🎉, break the ice ❄️, or just share a chuckle with friends 🤣, these quotes are your ultimate sidekicks. Ready to unleash a wave of humor? Dive into a world where wit meets whimsy, and every line is a ticket to Giggle Town 🤩🌟!

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Share →: I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Commentary:
"Totally saving money… unless we're spending it on epic weekend adventures! 🌞💸😂"
1 week ago
Share →: Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Commentary:
Responding with the speed of a sloth on vacation! 🦥📱 Can't rush greatness, right? 🍽️🚶‍♂️
1 week ago
Share →: Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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Talk about car-ma! Sure hope he has GPS to navigate through the tears 😂🚗💔
1 week ago
Share →: Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎
1 week ago
Share →: White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Commentary:
When "buddy" hits you harder than any official title ever could 🤣👌#FriendZoneBurn
2 weeks ago
Share →: We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Commentary:
Can't wait for the next architectural trend: spooky rooftop roommates! 🏰👹
2 weeks ago
Share →: Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Commentary:
Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗
2 weeks ago
Share →: Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷‍♂️📚
2 weeks ago
Share →: I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Commentary:
Navigating Bluesky feels like grinding in a JRPG without encountering any slimes 🐉🎮😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Commentary:
When he says, "I know a spot," just make sure your GPS is ready for a plot twist! 📍🤪🌀

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Tested positive for being single af

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Seen just now on Slack:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Just landed via TikTok:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Reported on YouTube:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Just landed via Telegram:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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