16 Funny hack quotes

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  11 hours ago

  Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

  Commentary:
  "When your doctor levels up to a boss battle and you decide to join the team! 😂🧤👨‍⚕️ #DoctorVsPatient"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a math equation I can get behind: fewer friends = more cake! 🎂🍰😋 #CakeEconomics"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Kanye's definition of 'normal' might just break the internet… 🤯💻 #KanyeGoneMild"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: Solving the awkward small talk dilemma one cozy day at a time 🏡 Just add pajamas and Netflix for maximum avoidance success! 💁‍♂️ #HomebodyWinning"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cleaning service when you have the power of darkness on your side? 🌚✨ Just dim the lights and voilà! Instantly tidy house achieved! 🏡😂 #LifeHacks101"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs salt when you've got tears to add that extra seasoning? 😂🍽️ Just remember, more tears = more flavor! #LifeHack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a treadmill when you can have a stylish piano as a closet? 🎹👗 Multitasking at its finest! Just imagine playing a tune while trying to find your favorite shirt. Who knew fitness and fashion could harmonize so perfectly? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Parenting Hack 101: Want your kid to play with their toy? Simply hand it over to their sibling and watch the magic happen! It's the oldest trick in the book… and by book, I mean the Parenting Playbook! 📚 Who knew sharing could be such an effective strategy? #ParentingWin #SiblingsRivalryTurnedPlaytime"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that siblings often find each other's toys more interesting than their own? 🧸👫 It's like a magical swap shop right in your own home! Who knew siblings could be such great toy-sharing influencers? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

  Commentary:
  Looks like falling down the stairs was the secret to getting the royal treatment at home 👑🤕 Who knew that a little tumble could lead to such luxury treatment? It's all fun and games until someone takes a spill, right? 🤣 #ClumsyButCaredFor

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