Funny handle quotes

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025