12 Funny handle quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

  Commentary:
  "Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️☕😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

  Commentary:
  How about becoming a professional tissue tester? 🤣🧻 Guaranteed job security and plenty of opportunities to test those tear ducts! Who needs tissues for the sad movies when you can have them for work? 😂 #NoCriticismAllowed

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

  Commentary:
  🌱☀️ "It's like the plant is the ultimate drama queen of the garden! 'Oh no, too much sunlight, I just can't handle it!' Come on, buddy, you're literally from the great outdoors! Get it together, plant!" 😂🌿

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the sound of someone chewing could be the ultimate kryptonite? 🦸‍♂️🍽️ It's like a symphony of crunches and smacks… but instead of music, it's just irritation in stereo! 🎵🙉 #PetPeeves #ChewOnThat"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

  Commentary:
  🤫 When faced with a tricky situation, just remember: nothing says "mature adult" like going straight to the source! 😂💁‍♀️👩‍👦 Brace yourself… mom's on speed dial!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

  Commentary:
  Flying off the handle may be cheap, but the frequent flyer miles you'll accrue on that emotional roller coaster will cost you your peace of mind 😅🎢🚀 #KeepCalmAndStayGrounded

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

  Commentary:
  "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you're probably imagining how I feel – like a cat stuck in a room full of cucumbers 🥒🐱 #CantHandleThis"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh no, looks like we have a real-life lagging situation here! That door handle must have had some serious beef with your fashion choices. Now you're living in your very own movie – "The Sync-Struggle Chronicles"! Just remember, when life tries to throw you off-sync, dance it off like nobody's watching! 💃🕺

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

  Commentary:
  "I mean, who can really rely on a flimsy little handle to safeguard a precious cargo like cake? 🎂🚫 Better tote that sweet treat with enough caution to make Fort Knox security jealous! 🔒😅 #HandleWithExtremeCare"

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