20 Funny handle quotes

• My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  anyone, body, emotion, ever, handle, humor, love, loving, relationship, romantic, romantic relationship, self-deprecation, stress

• The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  28, 28 Days, apocalypse, Britain, comedy, days, exist, handle, hilarious, humor, idea, independence, international, own, rest, satire, saw, series, world, zombie

• I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  amount, comedy, divine, divine test, faith, financial, financial success, gods, handle, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, me, money, next, religion, ridiculous, sarcasm, should, success, test, think, wealth

• What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  best, criticism, crying, easily, employment, handle, humor, irony, job, laughter, sensitivity, someone

• How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  able, direct, handle, humor, irony, nature, outside, plant, sunlight

• I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  annoyance, chew, handle, hearing, humor, i, life, most, peeve, people, pet, pet peeve, relatable, sound, things

• I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  adult, communication, handle, humor, mature, mature adult, mom, reaction, responsibility, telling

• The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  cheap, fly, handle, humor, travel

• If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  expectations, feel, handle, honesty, humor, i, imagine, just, me, relationship, self-awareness, worst

• Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  accident, actions, audio, audio sync, back, belt, belt loop, door, door handle, funny accident, handle, humor, loop, mishap, sync, yanked, yanked back

All funny handle quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌