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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Going viral on TikTok:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Going viral on WeChat:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Live now on Threads:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Funny honey quotes

Funny honey quotes 🍯🐝 are the sweetest way to add a buzz of laughter to your day! Whether you’re a honey lover or just here for the laughs, these playful and sticky-sweet sayings will have you grinning like a bee in a flower field 🌸😄. Get ready to spread the sweetness and giggles with quotes that stick better than honey on toast! 🍞✨

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3 days ago
Share →: Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Commentary:
Winnie the Pooh's summer fashion sense: crop tops and sweet pots! Fashion tip of the century 🍯🐻🔥
2 weeks ago
Share →: A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Commentary:
"When someone doesn't get it, just bee yourself and buzz by! 🍯🐝😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Commentary:
"Just networking my way through the chaotic web of strangers… 😂🌐 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Commentary:
"Lesson learned: sometimes it's better to stick to classic moves instead of trying to sweeten the pot too much! 🍯😂 #HoneyGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Commentary:
"Sleeping in fishnets is like wrapping yourself in a playful entanglement of fashion and comfort. 🐟💤 And feeling like a honey roast ham? Well, that's just taking 'beauty sleep' to a whole new level! 🍯🐖 Who knew bedtime could be so deliciously stylish?"

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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Trending via Slack:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Making waves on Messenger:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Trending via Threads:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Breaking via Reddit:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Going viral on X:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Trending via X:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Trending via Messenger:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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