13374 Funny humor quotes

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  2 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆

  anyone, decision, decisions, ever, every, humor, i, management, morning, procrastination, self-deprecation, time, time management, wake, wake up, worst, worst decision

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  4 hours ago

  Commentary:
  That moment when you witness someone's vocabulary evolution. 🐣➡️🦅🧐📚

  communication, conversation, humor, interaction, language, new, social, social interaction, someone, talking, tell, trying, vocabulary, word

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  6 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Joining the circus one questionable decision at a time 🎪🤡🌲

  clown, fear, humor, i, invitation, invited, just, me, point, trust, woods

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  8 hours ago

  Commentary:
  I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" 😂😴🌞

  am, change, humor, i, lifestyle, love, mean, means, morning, noon, routine, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, time, used

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  12 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Helping your wife's brain clear up space like a digital Marie Kondo 🧹✨ #HappyWifeHappyLife

  brain, closing, complete, done, humor, i, load, mental, mental load, pleasure, relationship, tabs, task, wife, worry

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  14 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Wish mine came with a remote control to mute the awkward pauses! 😂📺

  comedy, humor, inner, inner monologue, laugh, laugh track, monologue, self, self-talk, talk, thoughts, track

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  16 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Therapy and a mani-pedi? That’s what I call mental *and* nail polish! 💅🧠

  care, humor, multitasking, nail, nail care, nails, self-care, session, should, talking, therapist, therapy, therapy session, while

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  18 hours ago

  Commentary:
  When your social skills are at 2% but your volume's at 100% 🎤🔊😄

  attitude, friend, friends, here, humor, just, noise, statement

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  19 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the thermometer and my brain are in perfect synch! 🥶🧠

  cold, humor, know, observation, outside, weather

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  20 hours ago

  Commentary:
  I guess that makes me fashionably late—time definitely lost my RSVP! ⏳😂

  ago, ancient, exaggeration, humor, love, me, promise, relationship, time

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