12918 Funny humor quotes

Funny humor quotes are the ultimate way to double down on laughter! 😄🎉 Whether it’s clever wordplay, witty one-liners, or absurd observations, these quotes are proof that humor is the best medicine — and luckily, it doesn’t come with side effects (except maybe snorting in public). Get ready to LOL your way through this collection! 😂🧠✨

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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When life gives you lemons, just make sure it doesn't upset your stomach too! 🍋😂

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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Time to archive those emails before they start asking for a driver's license! 📧🚗🤦‍♀️

Not my room, not my elephant.

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Why worry about cleaning when your elephant's already mastered the art of chaos! 🐘😂🧹

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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Looks like we're all just one spreadsheet error away from becoming a math magician or a chemist! 🤹‍♂️🔬📊

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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Sounds like your cat discovered the magic art of feline sprawl! 🐱🛏️😹

I have thought one billion times about everything.

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That's a billion more times than I've ever thought about going for a run! 🏃‍♂️💭😂

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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Trying to escape from the cave but my WiFi signal is too strong! 📱🔗🏞️

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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Looks like I'm booked for an evening of overthinking and imaginary arguments! 🤔😂🗓️

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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I'm just here to provide constructive criticism… in a beautifully wrapped package of sarcasm! 🎁😏

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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When Netflix plays hard to get 😂📽️ #TeaseStreaming

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