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Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Just shared via Telegram:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Going viral on Facebook:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Breaking via Threads:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Trending via X:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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97 shares on Slack this month:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

96 shares on Threads this month:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

57 shares on Slack this month:

Mike is short for Micycle.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

71 shares on X this month:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

61 shares on X this month:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Spotted on Telegram:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Just shared via Facebook:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Going viral on WeChat:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Freshly posted on Slack:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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