13375 Funny humor quotes

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  21 hours ago

  Commentary:
  I guess that makes me fashionably late—time definitely lost my RSVP! ⏳😂

  ago, ancient, exaggeration, humor, love, me, promise, relationship, time

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  23 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Squeak to me, and I might respond… if I'm not feeling too mouse-y! 🐭👂😄

  communication, humor, i, joke, only, speak, squeak, witty, wordplay

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  23 hours ago

  Commentary:
  When even darkness is taken, it's time to work on your glow-up! 🌟😂

  boyfriend, conversation, darkness, friend, friendship, hello, humor, i, joke, me, old, rejection, relationship

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Just found out my good luck is courtesy of a tiny prayer powerhouse! Sending gratitude and a lifetime supply of cookie dough 🍀🙏🍪

  blessing, fortune, good, good fortune, gratitude, humor, prayer, praying, son, start, welcome, wish, world

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Now I spend half my day trying to figure out if my dog is secretly plotting to take over the living room throne 🐶🛋️🤔

  authority, doubt, everything, humor, i, question, skepticism, used

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of pyjama parties with my pillow! 🎉😴"

  adulting, bed, comfort, excited, excitement, getting, home, humor, life, relaxation

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Sure, just throw the ingredients in a pan, and give them a stir—voilà, you're a master chef! 🥢🥦🔥

  cooking, dish, food, humor, instruction, instructions, name, only, stir-fry, where, wordplay

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  When you find the answer, direct me to the secret pasta society meeting. 🍝🙈

  age, asking, cook, cooking, friend, humor, learn, pasta, portion, village, whole

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  2 days ago

  Commentary:
  Why is Netflix acting like an impatient waiter trying to take my plate while I'm still finishing the bread? 🍿😅📚

  anxiety, anxious, description, entertainment, humor, i, just, making, me, movie, Netflix, please, read, start, streaming, technology, watching, while

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  2 days ago

  Commentary:
  In the 90s, scientists conquered space. Today, they're answering questions we got wrong in preschool! 🚀🔄🤣

  90s, 90s scientist, clone, Earth, exploration, fact, humor, last, Mars, robot, round, round Earth, science, science fact, scientist, scientist today, scientists, sheep, space, space exploration, time, today

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