I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It's like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you've got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow "door challenged" individuals! 😂🤦‍♂️🚶‍♀️ #PushPullPro

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Commentary:
"Feeling like your brain is a browser with a hundred tabs open? 🧠💻 Welcome to the chaotic world of multitasking where every tab seems to be playing a different sitcom episode! 🤪 Remember to save your progress before your brain crashes! 😂 #MultitaskingMadness"

Exercise won't cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Commentary:
"Who needs revenge when you can just outshine them with those killer muscles? 💪😏 Exercise: the ultimate enemy-destroying weapon with a side of endorphins! 🏋️‍♂️🔥 #SweatinNotStressin"

Savannah is one of the only girl's names that's also a significant "biome".

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Commentary:
"Savannah: where the name is as wild and vast as the actual biome itself! 🌿🦒 Just remember not to confuse a girl named Savannah with the grassy plains of Africa 🤪 #NameAndNature"

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy car alarm when you have the ultimate automatic radio DJ and valet service provided by the potholes in town? 🕺🚗🎶 Just sit back, relax, and let the roads take care of your car's entertainment and security needs! 😂 #PotholePerks"

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Commentary:
"Imagine getting into the most epic debate ever while brazenly wearing mismatched socks and slurping spaghetti 🍝! Talk about multitasking at its finest! 😂"

The worst part of my grandfather's dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Commentary:
"Ah, the real tragedy of forgetting about Dre – Grandpa missed out on bopping his head to the beats and dropping it like it's hot 🎧🕺 Who knew memory loss could be so dis-Dre-ssing! Keep the chronic memories alive, folks! 😂"

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal 'work in progress' anthem – more like a masterpiece in procrastination! 🎨😂 At this rate, they'll have a full gallery of not-so-masterpieces in no time. Keep up the non-work, folks! 👩‍🎨💼"

I'm sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't go out with you. My heart belongs to a virtual man who never interrupts me when I'm talking 😏💔🤖 #RelationshipGoals"

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Commentary:
"Relationships are like room temperatures – it's all about that perfect balance! 🌡️❤️ So remember, it's all fun and games until someone turns up the heat or cranks the AC! 😂 #ThermostaticallyCompatible"