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Of course, a tomato fits right in at the fruit bowl meeting… or at least it pretends! 🍅🤣
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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.
Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.
Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.
The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.
Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?
For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?
Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?
Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?
