Funny industry quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh snap! Tom Cruise definitely takes "action hero" to a whole new level! 🎬💥 It seems like he's more daring off-screen than on-screen these days! 🤸‍♂️🎥 #StuntmanGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

  Commentary:
  "Willem Dafoe must have supernatural powers to play in two Nosferatu movies while we mere mortals struggle to get cast in just one! 🦇🧛‍♂️ Looks like he's bitten off more than he can chew… literally! 🤣 #HollywoodVampires"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drilling for oil is well boring.

  Commentary:
  "Drilling for oil is basically just earth's way of telling us to dig deep for excitement…or at least some black gold! 🛢️💤 #MondayMood"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony! 🌾💻 Agriculture may evolve with the times, but those bot farms are really harvesting those digital crops like pros! 🤖🚜 #FutureOfFarming"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

  Commentary:
  Me: *finds the perfect item of clothing* Fashion industry: "That was so last season, darling! 🤷‍♀️💁‍♂️ #FashionForward"

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