11 Funny industry quotes

• “I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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  3 weeks ago

  brothers, buying, entertainment, entertainment industry, evolution, evolve, future, gill, humor, industry, living, matter, Netflix, none, once, start, underwater, warner, Warner Brothers

• I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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  2 months ago

  after, check, check-in, checkout, hospitality, hotel, hours, humor, i, industry, joke, mean, time, travel

• Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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  2 months ago

  eat, food, food industry, found, ground, health, humor, industry, just, nutrition, organic, processed, processed food, sarcasm, satire, somewhere

• At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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  2 months ago

  acting, celebrity, comedy, cruise, film, film industry, humor, industry, own, point, stuntman, tom, Tom Cruise

• Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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  2 months ago

  acting, average, average person, dafoe, different, even, film, film industry, industry, movie, Nosferatu, opportunity, person, uniqueness, willem, Willem Dafoe

• Drilling for oil is well boring.

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  2 months ago

  boring, drilling, humor, industry, joke, oil, pun, well, work

• Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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  2 months ago

  agriculture, booming, bot, bot farm, dying, farm, farming, humor, industry, technology

• Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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  2 months ago

  again, buy, clothing, fashion, favorite, humor, i, industry, irony, item, me, repetition, same, shopping

• Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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  3 months ago

  adult, adult industry, collar, corporate, corporate office, developer, humor, imagine, industry, job, office, office job, Pornhub, weird, weird job, whatever, white, white collar, working, workplace, workplace humor

• You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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  5 months ago

  band, band name, big, failure, group, humor, industry, just, music, music industry, name, prediction, success, tell

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