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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Live now on Facebook:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Shared recently on Slack:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Trending via Slack:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Spotted on Threads:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Breaking via Twitch:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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Funny industry quotes bring a splash of humor to the daily grind 🎉💼 Whether you’re stuck in meetings or battling emails, a clever quip can lighten the mood and boost creativity ✨😂 Get ready to smile, laugh, and see your work world from a hilarious new angle 🤓🔥 Because who says professional life can’t be a little fun?

New funny industry quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

Commentary:
Finally, a hotel policy that matches my lazy checkout skills! 🏨🕒😴
3 weeks ago
Share →: Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Commentary:
Who knew my grocery cart was a battlefield between science and scavenging 😂🥦🧪
3 months ago
Share →: At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh snap! Tom Cruise definitely takes "action hero" to a whole new level! 🎬💥 It seems like he's more daring off-screen than on-screen these days! 🤸‍♂️🎥 #StuntmanGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Commentary:
"Willem Dafoe must have supernatural powers to play in two Nosferatu movies while we mere mortals struggle to get cast in just one! 🦇🧛‍♂️ Looks like he's bitten off more than he can chew… literally! 🤣 #HollywoodVampires"
6 months ago
Share →: Drilling for oil is well boring.

Commentary:
"Drilling for oil is basically just earth's way of telling us to dig deep for excitement…or at least some black gold! 🛢️💤 #MondayMood"
6 months ago
Share →: Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! 🌾💻 Agriculture may evolve with the times, but those bot farms are really harvesting those digital crops like pros! 🤖🚜 #FutureOfFarming"
6 months ago
Share →: Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Commentary:
Me: *finds the perfect item of clothing* Fashion industry: "That was so last season, darling! 🤷‍♀️💁‍♂️ #FashionForward"

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Making waves on Facebook:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Breaking via Discord:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Making waves on Discord:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Just shared via Telegram:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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