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1426 Funny just quotes
When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.
Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.
Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.
Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?
For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?
Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?
I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.
Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.
