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Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Spotted on WeChat:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Spotted on Instagram:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Live now on Pinterest:

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Making waves on Facebook:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Just landed via Facebook:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

1615 Funny just quotes

Funny just quotes capture those little moments where timing, sarcasm, or understatement make all the difference. 😏🕒 Whether it’s “just saying,” “just kidding,” or “just one more episode,” these quotes prove that the word *just* can deliver maximum laughs with minimal effort. 😂📉🗯️

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63 shares on Discord this month:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

36 shares on X this month:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

23 shares on Facebook this month:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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Just shared via WeChat:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Going viral on Reddit:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Making waves on X:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Just landed via Reddit:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Live now on Snapchat:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Live now on X:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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