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850 Funny just quotes

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

6 days ago

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

1 week ago

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

1 week ago

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

1 week ago

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

1 week ago

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

1 week ago

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

1 week ago

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

1 week ago

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

1 week ago

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

1 week ago

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

1 week ago

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

1 week ago

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

1 week ago

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

1 week ago

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

1 week ago

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

3 weeks ago

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

3 weeks ago

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

3 weeks ago

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

3 weeks ago

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

4 weeks ago

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

4 weeks ago

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

4 weeks ago

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

4 weeks ago

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

4 weeks ago

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

4 weeks ago

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

4 weeks ago

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

4 weeks ago

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

1 month ago

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

1 month ago

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

1 month ago