1600 Funny just quotes

• Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

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  15 hours ago

  attitude, beef, before, conflict, core, humor, just, know, malicious, me, once, personality, upset, warning

• They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

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  1 day ago

  else, grocery, grocery store, humor, invent, invention, just, me, personal, personal space, shopping, should, solitude, space, store

• Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

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  2 days ago

  average, crazy, game, games, humor, just, life, male, porn, stereotype, think, video, video game, whole, work, works, Zoomer

• It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

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  3 days ago

  actually, after, calendar, confusion, day, days, every, five, humor, just, last, procrastination, relaxation, Saturday, thinking, time, time confusion, waiting, weekend

• If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

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  3 days ago

  doing, evil, higher, higher power, humor, i, ID, just, me, name, people, power, sarcasm, stop

• You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

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  3 days ago

  accomplishment, back, cleaned, cleaning, daily, daily life, ever, good, house, humor, just, life, observation, room, satisfaction, walk, work

• Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

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  3 days ago

  casualwear, clothing, comfort, daytime, humor, just, nighttime, put, sweatpant, sweatpants

• The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

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  3 days ago

  am, computer, humor, i, IT, just, note, password, post-it, post-it note, security, technology, want

• Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

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  3 days ago

  baby, bro, cry, humor, just, parenting, sleep, stopping, tired, why

• The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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  3 days ago

  28, 28 Years Later, Brit, culture, hell, humor, just, later, live, normal, reaction, rest, thing, while, world, year’s

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