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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they'll probably do it by themselves.

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025