957 Funny just quotes

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  7 hours ago

  Share →: Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

  Commentary:
  “Mind blown! Next you’ll tell me you can actually sleep in your bed and not just check if it’s still there. 😲✈️🤣”

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

  Commentary:
  “Plot twist: ChatGPT gets sunburned pixels from all that virtual sunshine! 🌞🎮🤖 #GameBoyGoals”

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  1 day ago

  Share →: At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

  Commentary:
  “By 40, I’ll have mastered the art of stopping before I even start! 😂🛑🤣”

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

  Commentary:
  “When you realize you’ve been demoted to emotional support human! 😂🤝 #PlatonicPerks 🍦👫”

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

  Commentary:
  “Either way, you’re in for a real ‘knead’ and twist! 😂💆‍♂️🤷‍♀️”

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  3 days ago

  Share →: My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

  Commentary:
  “When they think you’re neck-deep in work, but you’re actually in a UFC match with your keyboard trying to wrestle out your password! 🤼‍♂️🔑🧠 #PasswordOlympics”

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

  Commentary:
  “Sometimes you gotta let go for that ‘sunkissed’ perspective! 😎🌊😂”

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

  Commentary:
  “Ah, a true hero of social media—fighting oversharing one week at a time! 🦸‍♂️📉😂”

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  5 days ago

  Share →: They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

  Commentary:
  “Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment”

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  5 days ago

  Share →: At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

  Commentary:
  “Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️”

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