55 Funny knows quotes

• Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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  1 day ago

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• In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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  20, anyone, car, comparison, confusion, driving, fly, headlights, hop, humor, i, just, knows, minutes, movie, movie comparison, rental, rental car, spaceship, spent, star, Star Wars, trying, wars

• A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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  destruction, knows, metaphor, nature, rage, storm

• Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

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  1 week ago

  blink, blinking, boss, communication, funny gesture, gesture, humor, i, knows, raise, slow, slow blink, want, workplace

• Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

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  2 weeks ago

  behind, being, communication, everything, exactly, hidden, hidden meaning, humor, i, individuality, knows, love, mean, meaning, only, person, sarcasm, self-awareness, unfortunately

• Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

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  2 weeks ago

  anyone, awkwardness, being, everyone, except, having, humor, irony, knows, life, means, read, reader, social, social awkwardness, story, want, world, writer, writing, writing life

• Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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  1 month ago

  humor, knows, met, never, psychology, secret, somewhere, therapist, unknown

• Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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  2 months ago

  every, hire, humor, insurance, knows, marriage, personality, relationship, someone, works

• My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, boomer, bring, complaint, courtesy, etiquette, item, knows, most, nobody, party, social, social behavior

• Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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  2 months ago

  chip, chips, classic, classic combo, Coca Cola, combo, funny observation, guy, just, knows, lay’s, Lay’s chip, observation, seen, snack, stuff, yellow

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