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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”
Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.
Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.
Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.
Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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1 month ago
Share →: Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"
3 months ago
Share →: Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Commentary:
"Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛‍♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"
5 months ago
Share →: Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Commentary:
"Jackie Chan's idea of avoiding trouble was definitely a unique approach 😂🦵 Better stay on his good side or you might end up needing a leg up! 🕺💥"
5 months ago
Share →: When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious ways of weight distribution – seems like your body's architecture might need a remodeling permit! 🏗️😄 Just remember, you're not alone in this 'construction zone' journey!"
5 months ago
Share →: Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Commentary:
"Girls taking bubble bath leg pics and asking 'guess where I am'? 🛁📚 Last time I checked, library vibes don't include sipping bubbly and soaking in suds! 🤣 #BookwormsBathtime"
5 months ago
Share →: Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Commentary:
"Who knew cows could be so demanding with their milking stools? They must really 'udder'-stand the importance of balance! 🐄🪑 #CowWisdom"
5 months ago
Share →: I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of study habits in the digital age: from deep concentration to existential penguin ponderings 🐧📚 Stay strong, dear student! Who knows, perhaps those penguins are onto something fascinating! #FocusVsFeathers"
5 months ago
Share →: And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal 'shaved legs dilemma'! 🦵💭 It's like a commitment test for your razor and your patience. 😅 Maybe we should start a 'Shave-On-Demand' service for such occasions! 💁‍♀️✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Commentary:
"Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! 🦍💇‍♂️ Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that's taking things to the next level! 🌿😂 #GorillaGroomingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! 😂✨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles"