16 Funny legs quotes

• Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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  2 hours ago

  bug, bugs, humor, insect, joke, lack, leg, legs, personality

• Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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  14 hours ago

  anatomy, arm, arms, average, biology, humor, leg, legs, ovary, person, speaking, statistically, statistics, testicle

• If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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  1 month ago

  day, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, joke, leg, leg day, legs, love, mean, put, shoulders, workout, yes

• Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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  2 months ago

  body, body language, experiment, gender, humor, language, legs, playful, self-expression, sitting, wide

• Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, humor, leg, legs, pale, pale leg, sensation, shorts, summer, sunlight, vampire, vampires

• Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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  2 months ago

  arts, break, chan, humor, i, irony, jackie, Jackie Chan, legs, martial, martial arts, say, trouble, used, want

• When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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  2 months ago

  around, body, body image, engineer, fitness, good, health, humor, i, image, legs, lose, put, stomach, structural, structural engineer, weight

• Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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  2 months ago

  am, bath, bubble, bubble bath, girls, guess, humor, i, irony, legs, library, media, picture, say, social, social media, take, where

• Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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  2 months ago

  cow, humor, joke, legs, stool, three, three legs, udder

• I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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  2 months ago

  able, attention, attention span, being, check, complete, curiosity, distraction, feet, focus, hours, i, just, legs, miss, penguin, phone, procrastination, read, reading, sentence, span, study

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