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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Trending via YouTube:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Reported on Threads:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Reported on WeChat:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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2 months ago
Share →: Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Commentary:
"When your brain is a circus and you're the ringmaster! 🎪🤹‍♀️😂 #SillinessOverload"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Commentary:
"Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Commentary:
"Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"
2 months ago
Share →: Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Commentary:
"Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"
3 months ago
Share →: You can reach me by butterfly.

Commentary:
🦋"Forget about carrier pigeons, I only communicate via fashionable butterflies now. Catch me if you can! 💌😄 #ButterflyWhisperer" 🦋
3 months ago
Share →: Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Commentary:
"Attention all downfall-prayers, please kindly redirect your energies elsewhere. I'm fully booked dealing with my own chaos at the moment. Thank you for your cooperation! 🙏🚫😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don't forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate
5 months ago
Share →: What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Commentary:
🍎🍌🍊 "Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a 'fruit stickerer' – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹‍♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it's all about that peel-fection! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Commentary:
"Who needs mistletoe when you're feeling merry all year round? 🥂😄 Stay festive and fabulous, darling! Whether you're sipping cocktails or spreading cheer, remember it's all about the merriment! 🎄✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Commentary:
"Free bacon for the win! Because let's be real, nothing says 'I'm sorry you're having a rough day' quite like the sizzle of crispy perfection 🥓🤤 Who knew pork could be the ultimate mood booster? Bacon: the unsung hero of comfort food!"

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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Spotted on Telegram:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Seen just now on TikTok:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Making waves on Snapchat:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Shared recently on Threads:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Making waves on YouTube:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Reported on Reddit:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Reported on Pinterest:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Trending via Snapchat:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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