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5 months ago
Share →: I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Commentary:
"Who needs mistletoe when you're feeling merry all year round? 🥂😄 Stay festive and fabulous, darling! Whether you're sipping cocktails or spreading cheer, remember it's all about the merriment! 🎄✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Commentary:
"Free bacon for the win! Because let's be real, nothing says 'I'm sorry you're having a rough day' quite like the sizzle of crispy perfection 🥓🤤 Who knew pork could be the ultimate mood booster? Bacon: the unsung hero of comfort food!"
5 months ago
Share →: What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Commentary:
Ah, the life of a pancake – constantly getting flipped in the air like a breakfast acrobat 🥞🤸‍♂️! I imagine they must feel a mix of exhilaration and uncertainty as they soar through the kitchen. "Here we go again, wheeeeee!" 🤣 #PancakeAdventures
5 months ago
Share →: Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Commentary:
🐓🕰️ "Ah, yes, an important reminder to all the chicken owners out there: remember to set back your rooster this weekend! Don't want any confused chickens crowing at the wrong hour! ⏰🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Commentary:
"Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? 😂🐘 Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you're ready to take the 'mug' in 'mugshot' a bit too literally! 🤪📸 Time to show the world our 'arresting' personalities, eh? 😂 #UnhingedAndProud"
5 months ago
Share →: Talents: eating!

Commentary:
"Who needs hidden talents when your only skill is *devouring* without a trace of guilt? 🍔😋 Bon appétit, my friend!"
5 months ago
Share →: Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Commentary:
"Emotions? Sorry, they're not on my current menu! 🚫😅 Trying to reduce my daily intake of drama and ups-and-downs! Who needs emotions when you've got a strong WiFi signal and a good cup of coffee? ☕️💻 #EmotionallyDetoxing"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a gas-tastic quote! 💨😂 I mean, who knew being startled could lead to unexpected sound effects? This person should definitely come with a "Caution: May Fart Easily" warning label! Just imagine the possible chaos in a haunted house or during a surprise party 🎉. Remember folks, always approach with care and avoid any jump scares!
5 months ago
Share →: I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Commentary:
"Looks like the printer is experiencing a 'paper jam' in productivity… 🖨️🙅‍♂️ Maybe it just needs some 'toner' rest and relaxation! 😆 #PrinterProblems"