95 Funny live quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷‍♂️ #StayHungry"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a herd of meese sneaking into restaurants, ordering their own salads. 🦌🥗 #MooseParty"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

  Commentary:
  Haha, now that's what I call a strong password! 💀🔒😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

  Commentary:
  "Why does Monday feel like it's on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball 🔮 when you've got such confident dating advice? Live in the moment and pucker up, folks! 💋 Carpe diem(or rather, carpe kiss'em)! 😘💫"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You only live once and thank God for that.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a rollercoaster ride, can you imagine having to do it again and again? 😅 Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ups and downs and remember to thank your lucky stars it's a one-time deal! 🎢✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

  Commentary:
  "Who says future generations won't have a good laugh? They'll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let's hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆"

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