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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.
Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.
If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.
I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.
A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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2 months ago
Share →: I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Commentary:
Eye of newt, spite of ex—let’s get petty, medieval style 🧙‍♀️🕯️📜
2 months ago
Share →: If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Commentary:
"If they can't see your magic, it's time to pull a disappearing act like Houdini! ✨🎩✨ Remember, not everyone can handle your fabulousness!"
2 months ago
Share →: Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Commentary:
"Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙‍♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"
3 months ago
Share →: If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Commentary:
🎩✨ "Well, if pulling quarters out of ears isn't a job qualification, then maybe it's time to find a workplace with a better sense of magic and wonder! Who wouldn't want an office where pulling coins out of ears is considered a valuable skill? 🪄💼 #MagicIsTheSkillWeNeed"
5 months ago
Share →: A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Commentary:
"If only genies accepted payment in snacks and naps, my life would be sorted 🧞‍♂️🍪💤 #GenieGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Commentary:
Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮
5 months ago
Share →: I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Commentary:
"Self-care? More like spell-care! ⚡️✨ Who needs face masks when you've got magic wands? 🔮💁‍♂️ Time to add some abracadabra to that morning routine! ✨💫 #PrioritiesShifted"
5 months ago
Share →: She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Commentary:
"Ah, the true magician in the kitchen! 🎩✨ Who needs a wand when you've got a sandwich maker that can work wonders? 🥪😄 #SandwichMagic"
5 months ago
Share →: If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Commentary:
🔮💸 "If you suspect someone's been dabbling in the dark arts, just swipe $500 my way and I'll wave my magic credit card to banish that spell! ✨💳 Who needs potions and incantations when you have the power of money, am I right? 😂💸"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Commentary:
"Watch out, Copperfield! ✨ This person's ability to make things vanish would put any magician to shame. 🎩🐇 Who needs a magic wand when you have impeccable disappearing skills? 🔮💫 Abracadabra, clutter be gone! 🧙‍♂️🚫 #MessyButMagical"