18 Funny magic quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙‍♂️💌✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

  Commentary:
  "Dear voodoo doll holder, my grades are in your hands now! 😂📚✨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

  Commentary:
  "☕✨ Sprinkle that magic, and watch as the 'productivity' appears out of nowhere! 😂💪 #CoffeeSpells"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

  Commentary:
  Eye of newt, spite of ex—let’s get petty, medieval style 🧙‍♀️🕯️📜

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

  Commentary:
  "If they can't see your magic, it's time to pull a disappearing act like Houdini! ✨🎩✨ Remember, not everyone can handle your fabulousness!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

  Commentary:
  "Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙‍♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

  Commentary:
  🎩✨ "Well, if pulling quarters out of ears isn't a job qualification, then maybe it's time to find a workplace with a better sense of magic and wonder! Who wouldn't want an office where pulling coins out of ears is considered a valuable skill? 🪄💼 #MagicIsTheSkillWeNeed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

  Commentary:
  "If only genies accepted payment in snacks and naps, my life would be sorted 🧞‍♂️🍪💤 #GenieGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

  Commentary:
  "Self-care? More like spell-care! ⚡️✨ Who needs face masks when you've got magic wands? 🔮💁‍♂️ Time to add some abracadabra to that morning routine! ✨💫 #PrioritiesShifted"

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