Funny quotes magic

14 Funny magic quotes

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

2 weeks ago

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

2 weeks ago

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

1 month ago

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

3 months ago

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

3 months ago

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

3 months ago

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

3 months ago

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

3 months ago

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

3 months ago

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

3 months ago

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

3 months ago

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

3 months ago

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

3 months ago

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

3 months ago