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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

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Making waves on Pinterest:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Spotted on Messenger:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Going viral on Slack:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Just landed via Reddit:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Making waves on X:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Spotted on Threads:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Seen just now on Slack:

Being a little freak is my love language.

Funny medication quotes

Funny medication quotes 💊😂 bring a dose of laughter to those daily pill routines! Whether you’re a pharmacy pro or just trying to remember your vitamins, these witty sayings make health a little more hilarious. Ready to giggle through your meds? Let’s sprinkle some humor on those prescriptions and turn medicine time into smile time! 😄💉✨

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Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

10 hours ago

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

2 days ago

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

6 days ago

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

2 weeks ago

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

2 weeks ago

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

2 weeks ago

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

2 weeks ago

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31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

51 shares on X this month:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Just shared via Facebook:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Spotted on Discord:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Just landed via Discord:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

Just landed via Telegram:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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