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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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