234 Funny mental quotes

Funny mental quotes bring some much-needed humor to the chaos going on upstairs! 😵‍💫🧠 Whether it’s overthinking every decision, talking to yourself like it’s a staff meeting, or forgetting why you walked into the room, these quotes prove that the mind can be a pretty hilarious place. Laughter might not fix everything, but it definitely helps! 😂🌀💬

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! 😂🧠✨

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Melancholia sounds like a gothic band I'd definitely listen to on repeat 🎶🕶️😎

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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Sounds like your brain is hosting its own debate club! 🤔🧠🎤

Social media is mental suicide.

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Diving into social media feels like jumping into a pool without checking if there's water first! 🤪📱#DigitalSplash

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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Sounds like a match made in glitch heaven! 🐦🔔💍

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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Family gatherings are just therapy sessions with snacks 🍪🤪🛋️

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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Well, at least we all have free Wi-Fi in this open-air asylum! 😂🧠📱

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Lobobos: Now trending as 'brain freshness treatments' with the Gen Z seal of approval 🤯🧠 #StayFresh

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster 😂📰🚫✨