247 Funny mental quotes

• Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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  1 week ago

  ask, client, clients, hard, health, humor, mental, mental health, obsession, over, people, picture, pictures, psychology, struggle, therapist

• What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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  2 weeks ago

  called, confusion, desire, horny, humor, libido, mental, mental state, mentally, physical, physical response, physically, response, sexuality, state, want

• Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, back, break, comeback, figure, health, humor, ID, irony, media, mental, mental health, ruin, self-deprecation, social, social media, Twitter

• Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, cause, enough, frustration, hard, humor, irony, mental, mental activity, never, over, overthinking, think, thinking

• Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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  2 weeks ago

  employment, full-time, humor, job, list, lists, load, making, mental, mental load, productivity, think, thinking, thought, thoughts, work

• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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  4 weeks ago

  effort, heart, humor, i, illness, love, mental, mental illness, putting, relationship, sarcasm, soul, thought, used, where, work

• Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

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  4 weeks ago

  am, fire, head, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, never, nonchalant, personality, self-awareness, soul, unfortunately, well

• I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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  1 month ago

  brain, closing, complete, done, humor, i, load, mental, mental load, pleasure, relationship, tabs, task, wife, worry

• Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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  1 month ago

  another, bed, behavior, camera, funny behavior, illness, just, level, mental, mental illness, pretend, setting, setup, woke, woke up

• It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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  1 month ago

  dark, dark room, feeling, feeling insane, focus, health, hobby, humor, indoor, indoor hobby, insane, lying, lying down, mental, mental health, perfect, perfect time, relaxation, room, self-care, time, year

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