256 Funny mental quotes

• Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

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  7 days ago

  always, app, best, depressed, depression, Funny, health, humor, just, media, mental, mental health, single, social, social media, Twitter

• Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

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  7 days ago

  chores, dish, dishes, garbage, health, humor, laundry, load, mental, mental health, myself, self-care, take, unfortunately, vacuum, wash

• My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.

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  7 days ago

  abusive, abusive relationship, brain, health, humor, mental, mental health, most, own, relationship, self

• People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

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  7 days ago

  ageism, decline, elderly, employment, humor, irony, leadership, mental, mental decline, people, politics, running, say, unemployable, year

• Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

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  7 days ago

  being, depressed, depression, embarrassing, embarrassment, everything, guys, health, humor, i, me, mental, mental health, miserable, misery, negativity, nothing, positive, say, self-awareness

• Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

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  1 week ago

  enough, everything, God, health, humor, mental, mental health, schizophrenia, schizophrenic, sign

• The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

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  1 week ago

  advice, being, health, humor, ironic, know, mental, mental health, need, person, psychology, put, putting, putting first, right, self-care, therapy, told, worst, Worst Person

• Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

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  1 week ago

  bed-rotting, bedrotting, feeling, guilt-free, guilty, health, holiday, holidays, mental, mental health, normalize, relaxation, self-care

• Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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  1 week ago

  accidental, accidental humor, accidentally, awkwardness, concern, dark, dark humor, health, help, humor, i, mental, mental health, normal, normal people, people, social, social awkwardness, used

• Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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  1 week ago

  ask, client, clients, hard, health, humor, mental, mental health, obsession, over, people, picture, pictures, psychology, struggle, therapist

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