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82 Funny mental quotes

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

4 days ago

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

2 weeks ago

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

2 weeks ago

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

2 weeks ago

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

2 weeks ago

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

4 weeks ago

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

1 month ago

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

2 months ago

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

2 months ago

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

2 months ago

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

2 months ago

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

3 months ago

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

3 months ago

Being insane should at least burn calories.

3 months ago

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

3 months ago

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

3 months ago

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

3 months ago

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

3 months ago

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

3 months ago

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

3 months ago