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77 Funny mental quotes

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025