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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

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No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Breaking via Twitch:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Shared recently on YouTube:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Breaking via Threads:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

256 Funny mental quotes

Funny mental quotes bring some much-needed humor to the chaos going on upstairs! 😵‍💫🧠 Whether it’s overthinking every decision, talking to yourself like it’s a staff meeting, or forgetting why you walked into the room, these quotes prove that the mind can be a pretty hilarious place. Laughter might not fix everything, but it definitely helps! 😂🌀💬

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Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

52 minutes ago

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

2 hours ago

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

3 hours ago

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

3 hours ago

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

5 hours ago

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

5 hours ago

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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48 shares on YouTube this month:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

62 shares on Discord this month:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

70 shares on Slack this month:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Trending via Telegram:

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Breaking via Telegram:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Just landed via Discord:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Trending via Telegram:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Seen just now on Slack:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Broadcasted on Slack:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Trending via Discord:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Going viral on YouTube:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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